Janeane Garofalo has showered By Hugh Ken Knott B. Sirius
In a shocking turn of events, leftist comedienne/actress/activist Janeane Garofalo has showered and shampooed her hair. Sources tell us the diminutive Garofalo showered this morning, after friends grew tired of her strange body odor and perfume.
“I told Janeane enough is enough. I said, girl, this is my shower. Shower, this is Janeane. I even let her use my baby’s body wash and shampoo because I thought that she might have a bad reaction after not showering for a while,” said 24 co-star and friend Mary Lynn Rajskub.
“We were so tired of smelling her foul stench every time she walked onto the set of 24,” said 24 costar Annie Wersching. “This is a wonderful day.”
Garofalo replied. “People were always telling me to shower, so I did. It was okay, I guess. I might take another one sometime
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