DALLAS, Texas (WNB) - With the news President Obama is granting amnesty to millions of illegal immigrants, a pro-amnesty group has anointed him 'the greatest Democrat president since John F. Kennedy,' and is offering to honor the Obamas with a JFK-style parade.
The group, 'Another Man, Another Brother: Obama - Living Life In Kennedy' (AMABOLLIK) wants to honor Obama with a grandiose parade through downtown Dallas, even providing the President and First Lady with Kennedy's actual Lincoln limousine.
"We want to see President Obama rewarded, not only for his efforts giving amnesty to millions of illiterate, unskilled illegal aliens, but also for Obamacare, gutting the military, promoting gay marriage, advancing class warfare, stoking racial enmity, and many other acts marking his unbelievable presidency," said AMABOLLIK founder, Scooter Van Neuter.
The parade would culminate in several 'victory laps' through beautiful Dealey Plaza.
White House sources report the President is 'honored and eagerly looking forward' to the event.