A Herd of Turtles

Gun porn !

2012-01-27T23:04:00.002-05:00

Relax, it's just Newt !

2012-01-27T18:48:00.001-05:00

More toons !

2012-01-27T18:43:00.000-05:00

Who said the Tea Party was dead ?

2012-01-27T11:59:00.002-05:00

Barny Frank's gittin' married !

2012-01-26T17:57:00.001-05:00

Wouldn't this be the perfect wedding gift ?

More guts than brains !

2012-01-26T17:53:00.000-05:00

Joke of the day !

2012-01-26T16:56:00.002-05:00

A misunderstanding

An Alabama preacher said to his congregation, "Someone in this congregation has spread a rumor that I belong to the Ku Klux Klan. This is a horrible lie and one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and do not intend to accept this. Now, I want the party who did this to stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian Family."

No one moved. The preacher continued, "Do you have the nerve to face me and admit this is a falsehood? Remember, you will be forgiven and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your transgression."

Again all was quiet.

Then slowly, a drop-dead gorgeous blonde with a body that would stop traffic rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and her voice quivered as she spoke, "Reverend there has been a terrible misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Ku Klux Klan. I simply told a couple of my friends that you were a wizard under the sheets."

This wasn't her first rodeo !

2012-01-26T13:45:00.000-05:00

Fuck you Obozo !

2012-01-26T13:27:00.000-05:00

Mini pic dump !

2012-01-26T13:20:00.000-05:00

Pt. 2 !

2012-01-26T13:00:00.000-05:00

Uncle Charlie !

2012-01-25T21:58:00.000-05:00

Polishing the pole !

2012-01-25T21:55:00.000-05:00

Heh !

2012-01-25T20:57:00.002-05:00

Moochelle speaks !

2012-01-25T20:24:00.002-05:00

Ain't satire great ?

2012-01-25T20:23:00.000-05:00

Instant heavenly death !

2012-01-25T20:20:00.000-05:00

I demand equal time for ugly ones !

2012-01-25T20:18:00.000-05:00

This cat has balls !

2012-01-25T13:55:00.000-05:00

Heads WILL explode !

2012-01-25T12:22:00.000-05:00

The Amerikkkan Gestapo !

2012-01-25T12:05:00.000-05:00

Nite ya'll !

2012-01-25T00:35:00.002-05:00

I used to know her !

2012-01-25T00:31:00.002-05:00

What a cutie !

2012-01-25T00:30:00.000-05:00

Gotta be San Francisco !

2012-01-25T00:28:00.000-05:00

Hell has no fury like a woman scorned !

2012-01-25T00:24:00.000-05:00

Works for me !

2012-01-25T00:17:00.000-05:00

Whoops !

2012-01-25T00:13:00.000-05:00

The cigarette nazi's strike again !

2012-01-25T00:10:00.000-05:00

Might as well jump !

2012-01-25T00:06:00.000-05:00

Colorado ?

2012-01-25T00:01:00.000-05:00

Dumbass !

2012-01-24T23:59:00.002-05:00

Good doggie !

2012-01-24T14:23:00.002-05:00

Heh, heh !

2012-01-23T21:52:00.000-05:00

Why we win !

2012-01-23T16:55:00.000-05:00

These are the latest sea trials of the F-35B on the USS Wasp. They were very successful, with 74 VL's and STO's in a three week period. The media and the program critics had predicted that we would burn holes in the deck and wash sailors overboard. Neither of which happened. You will notice a sailor standing on the bow of the ship as the jet rotates. That was an intentional part of the sea trials. The USS Wasp is an amphibious assault ship designed to embark a Marine Expeditionary Unit. It is capable of simultaneously supporting rotary and fixed wing STOVL aircraft and amphibious landing craft operations. For this test deployment the USS Wasp was outfitted with special instrumentation to support and measure the unique operating environment as the F-35B conducted short takeoffs and vertical landings. No catapult...... No hook ......... The shape and scope of warfare – worldwide – just changed !

All that and it still won't run ... !

2012-01-23T16:18:00.000-05:00

Sacrilege !

2012-01-23T16:05:00.000-05:00

Hitler’s car actually worked !

2012-01-23T15:37:00.000-05:00

Toon time !

2012-01-23T13:19:00.002-05:00

Have you ever wanted to be a bicycle seat ?

2012-01-23T12:56:00.000-05:00

Nite ya'll !

2012-01-22T23:43:00.002-05:00

Replacing the roof at DNC headquarters !

2012-01-22T23:04:00.000-05:00

Heh, heh !

2012-01-22T22:53:00.002-05:00

Kitty porn !

2012-01-22T22:45:00.000-05:00

Dumbass !

2012-01-22T21:29:00.000-05:00

Breakfast of Champions !

2012-01-22T20:47:00.002-05:00

Nancy Pelousy !

2012-01-22T19:39:00.000-05:00

Blount's bulldozing run vs. Packers wins Pizza Hut NFL Play of the Year !

2012-01-22T19:37:00.001-05:00

At least us Buc fan's get something out of this miserable season !

I filled out my ballot this morning !

2012-01-21T14:35:00.000-05:00

Hmmmm !

2012-01-21T14:30:00.000-05:00

Go Grannie Go !

2012-01-21T14:28:00.002-05:00

Freak show !

2012-01-21T14:24:00.000-05:00

Toon time !

2012-01-21T13:58:00.000-05:00

Winkin', Blinkin', and Nod !

2012-01-20T19:27:00.000-05:00

Mini pic dump !

2012-01-20T16:59:00.001-05:00

Pt. 2 !

2012-01-20T16:59:00.000-05:00

Colored woman loves her some Hussein !

2012-01-20T14:34:00.000-05:00

Nite ya'll !

2012-01-19T22:29:00.002-05:00

The stork brought me a present !

2012-01-19T22:28:00.000-05:00

Sometimes I miss high school !

2012-01-19T22:27:00.000-05:00

Pretty boy !

2012-01-19T22:24:00.000-05:00

I hope they don't reproduce !

2012-01-19T22:20:00.000-05:00

A Mickey Mouse President in the land of make - believe !

2012-01-19T17:02:00.000-05:00

Could this be my next pic dump ?

2012-01-19T14:39:00.000-05:00

Karma !

2012-01-19T14:23:00.000-05:00

Pooped !

2012-01-19T14:15:00.002-05:00

The art of camouflage !

2012-01-19T13:57:00.000-05:00

Ever Vigilant !

2012-01-19T13:43:00.002-05:00

Lookin' good !

2012-01-18T23:15:00.003-05:00

'In a crowded city at a busy bus stop, a beautiful young woman who was waiting for a bus was wearing a tight mini skirt.

As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus.

Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg.

Again, she tried to make the step only to discover she still couldn't.

So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step, and, once again, much to her dismay, she could not raise her leg.

With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind a third time to unzip a little more and again was unable to make the step.

About this time, a large Texan who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.

She went ballistic and turned to the would be Samaritan and yelled, "How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!"

The Texan smiled and drawled, "Well, ma'am, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we was friends!"

Indiana has a new license plate for queers !

2012-01-18T18:57:00.001-05:00

Click here if you really care !

... and none for the Confederacy !

Blowin' smoke !

2012-01-18T17:52:00.000-05:00

Looks damn good !

2012-01-18T17:33:00.001-05:00

Heh, heh ... how do I caption this ?

2012-01-18T17:20:00.001-05:00

Hitlery a-huntin' Bosnian snipers !

2012-01-18T16:52:00.001-05:00

Bitch !

2012-01-18T16:48:00.000-05:00

Little Billy Klinton !

2012-01-18T16:13:00.003-05:00

The largest center fire rifle ever made !

2012-01-18T12:30:00.000-05:00

Idiots and fools !

2012-01-17T18:16:00.001-05:00

(CNSNews.com) -- Virginia Attorney General Ken Cuccinelli says he is worried that a new District of Columbia law that governs how pest control operators must handle rats may result in entire rodent “families” being relocated across the Potomac River into Virginia by D.C. pest control personnel.

Lately, there have been reports of growing rat infestations around the Occupy DC protests at Freedom Plaza and McPherson Square.

Cuccinelli said D.C.'s new rat law--the Wildlife Protection Act of 2010 (Wildlife Protection Act of 2010.pdf) --is “crazier than fiction” because it requires that rats and other vermin not be killed but captured, preferably in families; no glue or snap traps can be utilized; the rodents must be relocated from where they are captured; and some of these animals may need to be transferred to a “wildlife rehabilitator” as part of their relocation process. More here !

Let God sort em' out !

2012-01-17T17:37:00.004-05:00

... and they vote !

2012-01-17T16:48:00.002-05:00

I pity the fool !

2012-01-17T16:41:00.000-05:00

You pee for me Marine ... You pee for us all !

2012-01-17T15:46:00.002-05:00

This has to do with the video that popped up yesterday. It’s 40 seconds, and it shows four Marines standing above the bodies of some dead Taliban.

Peeing on them.

“Have a great day, buddy,” one of the Marines says to the corpse at his feet.

Let’s review.

America is at war with militant Islam. In Afghanistan, the Taliban is militant Islam. In Afghanistan, the Taliban gave refuge and support to Al Qaeda as it prepared the attacks of September 11. In Afghanistan, the Taliban works around the clock to put American servicemen in their graves.

The Taliban is the bad guys.

And the United States Marines are the good guys.

And this is much ado about nothing.

Because the brass are crapping their pants.

“This is egregious, disgusting behavior,” said Pentagon spokesman Capt. John Kirby. “It turned my stomach.”

Kirby’s branch of the service is not listed, but I’m guessing it’s Girl Scouts.

It turned his stomach?

We are a nation at war. We’ve had thousands of Americans die. We’ve brought hundreds of thousands home with losses of limb and mind, and THIS turns his stomach?

That’s not exactly a warrior spirit.

And it makes you wish that men like those urinating Marines were running this operation.

But they are not.

And they will be crucified.

Because our military establishment specializes in throwing young GIs under the bus. Any number of desk jockeys and political generals are glad to backstab as many warriors as they can. In the White House and at the Pentagon, the god of political correctness is fed with the frequent sacrifice of young soldiers’ careers.

You send people to war, but heaven help them if they act like it. Hamstrung by Marquis of Queensbury rules in a bar fight with savages, our GIs are attacked by enemy fighters on one side and government lawyers on the other.

It’s a funny game where no one has their back.

Except the American people.

Which gets me back to my point.

You pee for us all, Marine.

That group of Camp Lejeune snipers is condemned by the political generals, but embraced by the American people.

Because that’s what you get when you screw with the United States of America. You get a bullet through the brainpan, and we’re going to line up to spit on the pieces.

Unless we have a full bladder.

And show the YouTube far and wide, as a warning to your pals. This is what it means to mess with America. The pantywaists in the Pentagon might want to win your hearts and minds, but the men pulling the triggers want to snap your freaking necks.

And some 310 million real Americans feel the same way. Mess with the best, die like the rest. The sooner the better, the more the merrier, and don’t be surprised if it’s not holy water you get sprinkled with.

Real people aren’t bothered by this.

Real people believe this is how war should be fought.

Real people think that we’ve pussyfooted around long enough, it’s time to make the rubble bounce. Pull the B52s out of the barn and let’s light those mo-fos up.

And real people are sick and tired of the feigned indignation coming out of the Pentagon and White House. Life is not group therapy and war is not run by “Robert Rules of Order.” War is where you kill people and break the will of a society.

War is where you make the other guy cry “Uncle.”

Ask the people of Hiroshima and Dresden.

Or Atlanta, for that matter.

You attack the United States and you die. You die ugly. There are only two sure winners – us and the maggots. And any people, nation or religion that can’t stand that heat should stay the hell out of the kitchen.

So if you don’t want to be blown to bits and pieces, and pissed on by fine examples of American manhood, then you better stay home with mama. You better lay off the jihad. You better learn some manners and mind your Ps and Qs.

Because Lady Liberty is shaking her fist.

And that’s not just some words in a song.

That’s our pledge.

We’re going to kill you, and we’re going to cheer the men who do it.

And the rest of you goat-bearded savages better shake in your sandals, because those Marines pee for us.

And they’re coming for you next.

Forever alone !

2012-01-17T13:43:00.000-05:00

muslim toad !

2012-01-17T12:55:00.002-05:00

Toon time !

2012-01-17T12:41:00.001-05:00

Clearing out the taliban !

2012-01-17T00:53:00.000-05:00

Finally something I agree with this jackass on !

2012-01-16T21:56:00.000-05:00

I've watched this video at least 10 times and I still can't figure out what kind of car that is !

2012-01-16T21:07:00.001-05:00

NSFW !

Bathtime !

2012-01-16T15:36:00.002-05:00

Best K.O. I've seen in awhile !

2012-01-16T14:58:00.003-05:00

Something that can never be unseen !

2012-01-16T14:35:00.000-05:00

My 3rd car !

2012-01-16T14:22:00.000-05:00

1965 Mercury B/FX Comet Cyclone

289 CI, 4-Speed !

Is she the Mother or Father ?

2012-01-16T13:56:00.003-05:00

democrats !

2012-01-16T13:55:00.002-05:00

For itty bitty weenies !

2012-01-16T13:50:00.000-05:00

Front leaning rest for the family !

2012-01-16T13:46:00.000-05:00

A tribute to Moochelle ... the Angry Black Woman !

2012-01-16T03:27:00.000-05:00

Mini pic dump !

2012-01-15T19:42:00.002-05:00

Pt. 2 !

2012-01-15T19:35:00.002-05:00

Get ready for a belly laugh !

2012-01-14T20:58:00.000-05:00