“I don't care what you think about anything !”

~ ~ ~ Me ~ ~ ~


Sheee's Baaack !!

"Today is a big day in America. Only 36,000 people lost their jobs today, which is really good."
... Dingy Harry Reid !

"we have to pass the bill so you can find out what is in it !"
... Nancy Pelosi !

Never Forget
Separated at Birth ?
Monday, December 31, 2007

posted by Sarge @ 1:37 PM   0 comments
In Case You Missed It !
Bill and Hillary Clinton spent the weekend campaigning separately. It's a good tandem. While Hillary was in Iowa offering free health care Saturday, Bill was in Texas offering to take Jessica Simpson off Tony Romo's hands til after the Super Bowl.

Secretary of Defense Robert Gates reported back to Washington Friday following his fact-finding mission to Iraq. Despite recent military success, the government remains completely dysfunctional. Perhaps the United States isn't ready for democracy.

House Democrats adjourned Congress Friday with approval ratings even lower than the president's. It's just awful. If congressmen weren't allowed to wear their pants any higher than their approval ratings, they'd all be doing Bill Clinton impressions.

Hillary Clinton campaigned in New Hampshire Saturday in the lobby of a YWCA in the town of Manchester. She's always had a soft spot in her heart for New Hampshire. The state's motto is Live Free or Die, and Bill had it inserted in their marriage vows.

Hillary Clinton promised to fulfill America's promise to veterans at the Iowa Veterans Home in Marshalltown. She once tried to enlist in the Marines in the early Seventies, but she was turned down. They told her we weren't that mad at the Viet Cong.

President Bush warned reporters on Thursday about the danger of Iran's nuclear program. He really shouldn't worry. If history is any guide, Iran will use its nuclear power for peaceful purposes, unless somebody draws a cartoon they don't like.

Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road?

GEORGE W. BUSH: "We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is either against us, or for us. There is no middle ground here."

JOHN KERRY: "Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it."

PAT BUCHANAN: "To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American."

BILL CLINTON: " I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?"

AL GORE: "I invented the chicken!"

DICK CHENEY: "Where's my gun?"

AL SHARPTON: "Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens."

HILLARY CLINTON: "I have vast experience with chickens and if elected, I will ensure that EVERY chicken has the ability to cross any road they desire."

posted by Sarge @ 12:41 PM   0 comments
Words of wisdom from 30 years ago !

posted by Sarge @ 12:31 PM   0 comments
Just roll me in flour sweetie !
Friday, December 28, 2007

posted by Sarge @ 4:18 PM   0 comments
Damned blue dress !

posted by Sarge @ 11:40 AM   0 comments
Could Be !

posted by Sarge @ 11:32 AM   0 comments
Ten Thoughts to Ponder for 2008 !
Tuesday, December 25, 2007
Number 10

Life is sexually transmitted.

Number 9

Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.

Number 8

Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny.

If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.

Number 7

Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day, teach a person to use
the internet and they won't bother you for weeks.

Number 6

Some people are like a Slinky .. Not really good for anything, but you
still can't help but smile when you shove them down the stairs.

Number 5

Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in hospitals dying of

Number 4

All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no attention to

Number 3

Why does a slight tax increase cost you $200.00 and a substantial tax cut
saves you $30.00?

Number 2

In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is
Weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

And The Number 1 Thought For 2008 :

We know exactly where one cow with Mad cow disease is located among
millions and millions of cows in America,

but we haven't got a clue as to where millions of illegal immigrants and
terrorists are located.

Maybe we should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of Immigration?

"Life is like a jar of Jalapeno peppers

What you do today, might Burn Your Ass Tomorrow."
posted by Sarge @ 7:55 PM   0 comments
The Algore Winter Solstice Holiday Card !

posted by Sarge @ 10:27 AM   0 comments
Achmed the dead terrorist - "Jingle bombs"
Saturday, December 22, 2007

posted by Sarge @ 1:09 AM   0 comments
Effects Of Drugs And Alcohol On Spider Webs !
Friday, December 21, 2007

Pretty Funny !

posted by Sarge @ 9:22 AM   0 comments
The land of Islam where men are men, and sheep are nervous !
Thursday, December 20, 2007

posted by Sarge @ 10:50 PM   0 comments
Don't forget the Ron Paul Nutcases !
Click on pic to enlarge


posted by Sarge @ 10:04 AM   0 comments
Recoilless Auto Shotgun Fires 300 Rounds Per Minute !
This is One Badass Shotgun !

posted by Sarge @ 2:39 AM   0 comments
Paris Hilton in her first life ?
Wednesday, December 19, 2007

posted by Sarge @ 8:19 PM   0 comments
Work's for me !

posted by Sarge @ 7:59 PM   0 comments
Can you tell Which pic is real ?

posted by Sarge @ 12:58 PM   0 comments
"Ahhhhhhhh... what would like to do now... my little screamer!"
Story here

Kinda makes you wonder...............

posted by Sarge @ 12:26 PM   0 comments
Top 10 Christmas Gifts We Don't Want !
Tuesday, December 18, 2007
10. Have Your Wife Fight Your Battles for You: The John Edwards Military Strategy Handbook
9. The 2008 National Organization of Women Swimsuit Calendar
8. “Hillary Clinton’s Dramatic Readings of the 10 Greatest Speeches in American History” Two-Disc Set
7. The Dennis Kucinich Unidentified Frying Object Vegetarian Hibachi Grill
6. A Home Visit by the Ron Paul Blimp
5. The Collected Works of Neil Kinnock edited by Joe Biden
4. Anything That Contains the Words “Universal” and “Comprehensive” or That Claims to be “For the Children”
3. Five Hundred Shares of New York Times Common Stock
2. Free Membership in the National Education Association

1. A Teddy Bear Named Muhammad
posted by Sarge @ 9:57 PM   0 comments
"She makes one wrong move and this apple goes hard and deep into that ear canal."


posted by Sarge @ 8:26 PM   0 comments
Islamic Rage Boy Sings "Infidels" (Jingle Bells)

From the guys at The Nose on Your Face !! Enjoy !

posted by Sarge @ 7:41 PM   0 comments
Barbaric, I tell you, Barbaric !

Absolutely HILARIOUS !


posted by Sarge @ 3:45 PM   0 comments
Monday, December 17, 2007


posted by Sarge @ 6:10 PM   0 comments
The Legacy of Bud "The Weasel" Selig !

posted by Sarge @ 2:29 PM   0 comments
'Nuff Said !

posted by Sarge @ 1:16 PM   0 comments
Don't' burn your bridges !
Click on pic to enlarge.

posted by Sarge @ 1:14 PM   0 comments
Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women !
#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

posted by Sarge @ 1:11 PM   0 comments
Sunday, December 16, 2007

posted by Sarge @ 6:46 PM   0 comments
Especially when you are butt ugly !
Friday, December 14, 2007

And then there's this !

Click here to see the '08 Hooters calender !

posted by Sarge @ 1:34 PM   0 comments
"Johnny Are You Queer?"

Having fun with Lurch and the Breck Girl !

posted by Sarge @ 1:10 PM   0 comments
“What The Hell Was On 572’s Right Wing?”
Thursday, December 13, 2007
Sani-flush: Toilet Bomb

What The Hell Was On 572’s Right WingBy Art Serig…Nods to One-Shot
For those too young to remember, during the Vietnam conflict, carriers were so woefully short of ordinance that missions were often launched with only a half load just to keep the sortie rate up so that the REMF’s in DC would not send out blistering messages about failure to support the war effort, etc.
Given that the loss rate approached, and sometime exceeded, one aircraft a day, all will understand that there was a degree of reticence to launch with less than a full load — if I must dance with the elephant at least let’s make it worth while. Nevertheless, the indomitable spirit of the carrier aviators, and their squadron-mates, prevailed in some rather perverse way.
I have every hope that today’s successors to the mantel left at the Cubi “O” Club bar persevere as well. Kick the tires, light the fires, bolt for the blue and brief on guard — last one up is lead. Back in ‘Nam’, if you weren’t on USS MIDWAY in Oct 1965, I thought you’d get a kick out of one squadron’s ingenuity. Yes, this really happened. Once again history is stranger then fiction, and a lot funnier:
The USS Midway VA-25’s Toilet Bomb.

In October 1965, CDR Clarence J. Stoddard, Executive Officer of VA-25 “Fist of the Fleet”, flying an A-1H Skyraider, NE/572 “Paper Tiger II” from Carrier Air Wing Two aboard USS Midway carried a special bomb to the North Vietnamese in commemoration of the 6-millionth pound of ordnance dropped. This bomb was unique because of the type… it was a toilet!
The following is an account of this event, courtesy of Clint Johnson, Captain, USNR Ret. Captain Johnson was one of the two VA-25 A-1 Skyraider pilots credited with shooting down a MiG-17 on June 20, 1965. Clint Johnson was also a classmate and Company-mate of mine at the Naval Academy.
572 was flown by CDR C. W. “Bill” Stoddard. His wingman in 577 was LCDR Robin Bacon, who had a wing station mounted movie camera (the only one remaining in the fleet from WWII).
The flight was a Dixie Station strike (off South Vietnam) going to the Delta. When they arrived in the target area and CDR Stoddard was reading the ordnance list to the FAC, he ended with “and one code name Sani-flush”.
The FAC couldn’t believe it and joined up to see it. It was dropped in a dive with LCDR Bacon flying tight wing position to film the drop. When it came off, it turned hole to the wind and almost struck his airplane.

It made a great ready room movie. The FAC said that it whistled all the way down. The toilet was a damaged toilet, which was going to be thrown overboard.
One of our plane captains rescued it and the ordnance crew made a rack, tailfins and nose fuse for it. The squadron flight deck checkers maintained a position to block the view of the Captain and Air Boss while the aircraft was taxiing onto the catapult. Just as it was being shot off we got a 1MC message from the bridge, “What the hell was on 572’s right wing?”
posted by Sarge @ 4:58 PM   0 comments
A little Hogans Heroes

Carter imitates Uncle Adolf

posted by Sarge @ 3:57 PM   0 comments
"We were forced to cut the lion's willy off "
Even Sweden has Feminazi's !
Story here

posted by Sarge @ 2:18 PM   0 comments
Let me introduce Grandson #3, Mr. Noah James Willis !
Born yesterday in Nashville weighing in at 7 lbs. 13 & 1/4 oz's and 20" long !

It won't be long and we'll all be shooting beer cans off of fence post's together !

With brother's Josh and Brad !

posted by Sarge @ 12:30 AM   0 comments
Gotta be a Blonde !
Wednesday, December 12, 2007

posted by Sarge @ 7:52 PM   0 comments
South Koreans clone cats that glow in the dark !
The question is : Why ?

The Answer is : So they can find their food at night !

Story here
posted by Sarge @ 7:31 PM   0 comments
How Have House Democrats Performed Their First Year?

posted by Sarge @ 12:48 PM   0 comments
This would work, but he doesn't have the gut's !

posted by Sarge @ 12:42 PM   0 comments
Keepin' an eye on the commie below !
Tuesday, December 11, 2007

posted by Sarge @ 11:30 PM   0 comments
God help us !

posted by Sarge @ 11:08 PM   0 comments
What you can do with a VW !

Click here to see more.
posted by Sarge @ 2:39 PM   0 comments
The 2008 Democratic Convention Agenda (Just Released)
7:00 pm Opening flag burning

7:15 pm Pledge of Allegiance to the U.N. in Spanish

7:20 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

7:25 pm Nonreligious prayer and worship with Jessie Jackson and Al Sharpton

7:45 pm Ceremonial tree hugging

8:00 pm How I Invented the Internet - Al Gore

8:15 pm Gay Wedding - Barney Frank presiding

8:35 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

8:40 pm Our Troops are War Criminals - John Kerry

9.00 pm Saddam Memorial Rally - Cindy Sheehan and Susan Sarandon

11.00 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:05 pm Collection for the Osama Bin Laden kidney transplant fund - Barbara Streisand

11:15 pm Free the Freedom Fighters from Guantanamo Bay - Sean Penn

11:30 pm Oval Office Affairs - William Jefferson Clinton

11:45 pm Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

11:50 pm How George Bush Brought Down the World Trade Towers - Howard Dean & Rosie O'Donnell

12:15 am "Truth in Broadcasting Award" - Presented to Dan Rather by Michael Moore

12:25 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

12:30 am Satellite address by Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

12:45 am Nomination of Hillary Rodham Clinton by Nancy Pelosi

12:50 am Speech and toast by Hugo Chavez to the departure of "the great satan", 'W' Bush

12:55 am Hillary proposes a toast to our 89 million new Democratic Mexican voters

1:00 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast to the extinction of the Republican party.

1:05 am Coronation of Hillary Rodham Clinton

1:30 am Ted Kennedy proposes a toast

1:35 am Bill Clinton asks Ted Kennedy to drive Hillary home

posted by Sarge @ 12:17 PM   0 comments
Very Strange !
Monday, December 10, 2007

posted by Sarge @ 11:37 PM   0 comments
Rosie Vacationing at Gitmo !

posted by Sarge @ 11:34 PM   0 comments
“Woooooo Pig! Sooey !

posted by Sarge @ 11:31 PM   0 comments
Who, Me !

posted by Sarge @ 9:22 PM   0 comments
Willie P Richardson - Switchin' Babies
Friday, December 07, 2007

posted by Sarge @ 12:25 PM   0 comments
Hey Dad, where did Mommy get these these giant band-aids ?

posted by Sarge @ 8:50 AM   0 comments
Is this real or just ALOT of bull ?
Thursday, December 06, 2007
Look's like it's real

posted by Sarge @ 4:59 PM   0 comments
I'm glad I wasen't riding with this guy !
Story here

posted by Sarge @ 4:56 PM   0 comments
Look's like you've had it to me !


posted by Sarge @ 4:52 PM   0 comments
Can we please wait until we get home ?
posted by Sarge @ 4:47 PM   0 comments
Dennis Kucinich's love child !
Wednesday, December 05, 2007

posted by Sarge @ 2:22 PM   0 comments

Cleanse your soul
with a little
Southern Boogie !

The Oath of the
Right-wing Extremist !

I Pledge Allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the Republic for which it stands,
one Nation under God,
indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.



The Second Amendment:

A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

I do solemnly swear
that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same ...
~ Title 10, US Code ~

Let us pray... Give me a sense of humor, Lord, Give me the grace to see a joke, To get some humor out of life, And pass it on to other folk.

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" !
...Benjamin Franklin

"Don't let anybody tell you that, you know, it's corporations and businesses that create jobs." !
...Hitlery Klinton

"Give whites a pile of bricks and they'll make a city, give blacks a city and they'll make a pile of bricks"

Teach someone how to fish, and you lose a Democrat voter !

Never try to teach a liberal to think, It wastes your time and annoys the liberal !

Liberalism is a sick religion based solely on emotion and feelgoodism and wiping away their perceived guilt with other peoples money. It has never been based in thought and common sense !

“I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.”... Clarence Darrow !

"We have to spend money to keep from going bankrupt"
...Joe Biden !

"We tax everything that moves and doesn’t move"....
Hitlery Klinton !

"I do think there are certain times
we should infringe on your freedom" !
.... Michael Bloomberg

"I never drink water because fish fuck in it"....
W.C.Fields !

"Life's tough. It's even tougher if you're stupid...." John Wayne !

"we are truly being governed by our inferiors, and in some cases criminals"
...Plato !

"Sure We Can Kill ISIS, But We’re Not Going To Get Suckered Into That
...John Kerry !

"Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do".... !

"God have mercy on my enemies because I won't." ...
George S. Patton ! !

"There is no worse foolishness than the truth in the mouth of a fool"...
Don Colacho ! !

"If you take out the killings, Washington D.C. has one of the lowest crime rates in the country." ...
Marion Barry !

“When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber.”
... Sir Winston Churchill !

Old Crap
Wanna go somewhere else