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~ ~ ~ When Winston Churchill found out
about his mother-in-law's death ~ ~ ~

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Sheee's Baaack !!

"Today is a big day in America. Only 36,000 people lost their jobs today, which is really good."
... Dingy Harry Reid !

"we have to pass the bill so you can find out what is in it !"
... Nancy Pelosi !

Never Forget
Yes We Can !
Thursday, June 26, 2008
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Fellow Socialists! I have intercepted a copy of the forthcoming DNC platform well before its public release. And this despite routine interference with my internet access by the fascist Bush regime. It is time to kick our legs out while squating in a celebratory dance incomprehensible to corrupt sheep-pimp Americans! Because of Democrats, we are now half of the American polity! The document follows:


1.We must withdraw our brave, helpless troops from the quagmire that is Iraq in order to relive the glory days of our post-vietnam triumph over Nixon. Some may complain that this is the second time Democrats have forced our victorious troops to shoulder the burden of defeat. However, Bush's toadies in theater (Iraqi soldiers, police, etc.) must not benefit from this illegal war. Neither should our allies around the world continue to count on America to stand by them in crisis. There are bridges collapsing in the Minnesota that we love!

2. We shall forever support a woman's right to choose to have her baby eviscerated as it emerges into the gloved hands of a licensed physician. We also shall forever oppose the execution of the cruelest of murderers. Life (real life) is infinitely precious, after all.

3.We commit ourselves to the protection of our pristine, never-changing environment. How can any voter compare concerns about the price of gasoline, the threat of spiralling inflation, or the dangers of mercury-filled light bulbs to the imminent destruction of our planet? Even the historically abnormal cold of this past year should only strengthen our resolve to confiscate 1.2 trillion dollars from businesses which can afford it easily.

4.We will enforce fairness in broadcast radio by causing thousands of "talk-radio" stations to abandon their propagandistic programming and revert to their natural role as country-western and all-Jesus-all-the-time outlets. This is to protect America from the incipient fascism of Rush Limbaugh.

5.Finally, we will ensure that the judiciary continues to exercise ultimate Legislative and Executive decision-making authority over the American people (who probably won't notice). How much more efficient it is to invest such power in lawyers than to waste years convincing tens of millions of simpletons of the wisdom of our policies!

posted by Sarge @ 1:12 AM  
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Cleanse your soul
with a little
Southern Boogie !

The Oath of the
Right-wing Extremist !

I Pledge Allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the Republic for which it stands,
one Nation under God,
indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.



The Second Amendment:

A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

I do solemnly swear
that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same ...
~ Title 10, US Code ~

Let us pray... Give me a sense of humor, Lord, Give me the grace to see a joke, To get some humor out of life, And pass it on to other folk.

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" !
...Benjamin Franklin

"Don't let anybody tell you that, you know, it's corporations and businesses that create jobs." !
...Hitlery Klinton

"Give whites a pile of bricks and they'll make a city, give blacks a city and they'll make a pile of bricks"

Teach someone how to fish, and you lose a Democrat voter !

Never try to teach a liberal to think, It wastes your time and annoys the liberal !

Liberalism is a sick religion based solely on emotion and feelgoodism and wiping away their perceived guilt with other peoples money. It has never been based in thought and common sense !

“I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.”... Clarence Darrow !

"We have to spend money to keep from going bankrupt"
...Joe Biden !

"We tax everything that moves and doesn’t move"....
Hitlery Klinton !

"I do think there are certain times
we should infringe on your freedom" !
.... Michael Bloomberg

"I never drink water because fish fuck in it"....
W.C.Fields !

"Life's tough. It's even tougher if you're stupid...." John Wayne !

"we are truly being governed by our inferiors, and in some cases criminals"
...Plato !

"Sure We Can Kill ISIS, But We’re Not Going To Get Suckered Into That
...John Kerry !

"Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do".... !

"God have mercy on my enemies because I won't." ...
George S. Patton ! !

"There is no worse foolishness than the truth in the mouth of a fool"...
Don Colacho ! !

"If you take out the killings, Washington D.C. has one of the lowest crime rates in the country." ...
Marion Barry !

“When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber.”
... Sir Winston Churchill !

Old Crap
Wanna go somewhere else