“I don't care what you think about anything !”

~ ~ ~ Me ~ ~ ~


Sheee's Baaack !!

"Today is a big day in America. Only 36,000 people lost their jobs today, which is really good."
... Dingy Harry Reid !

"we have to pass the bill so you can find out what is in it !"
... Nancy Pelosi !

Never Forget
One bottle of Mad Dog too many !
Sunday, November 30, 2008

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More weird stuff !
I wonder if this.......

Belong's to this ?

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Stupid toon of the day !

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Hussein's first day in the big chair !

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The Great Pretender !
Saturday, November 29, 2008
Read more here !

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Rarely am I turned off by a woman unzipping her pants !

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Good Lord, that's a biggun !
Friday, November 28, 2008

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A warning for Hussein !

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Happy Thanksgiving !
Thursday, November 27, 2008

Here is a Turkey recipe that also includes the use of popcorn as a stuffing.

8 - 15 lb. turkey
1 cup melted butter
1 cup stuffing
1 cup uncooked popcorn

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush turkey well with melted butter salt, and pepper. Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn. Place in baking pan with the neck end toward the back of the oven. Listen for the popping sounds. When the turkey's ass blows the oven door open and the bird flies across the room, it's done.
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Amen brother !
Let the revolution begin !
Read more here !

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Got cookies ?

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Words of wisdom !

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I have no idea ?
Wednesday, November 26, 2008

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Payback !

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How would you like to wake up next to this ?

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What is it with the Japanese ?

And then there's this !

I'm beginning to think their men are all peter puffers !
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Colmes leaves Hannity !
Tuesday, November 25, 2008
Goodbye Alan....

And good riddance !
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E-Harmony turned me down !
My Dear Friend,

Your application to join our online dating agency has been officially REJECTED.

One of the questions we asked on the application was:
'What do you like most in a woman?'

'My dick' is not an appropriate answer!
Thank you for your interest.

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Why I love The Food Channel !

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Yes that's really Dennis Rodman !

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The future of the entire human race look's pretty bleak too me !

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How about that, She caught a liberal !
Monday, November 24, 2008


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A fantasy in the making !
We love you long time !

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Gotta be a woman driver !

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That's gotta hurt !

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Next Fall ?
Sunday, November 23, 2008
“In the spirit of reaching across the aisle, we owe it to the Democrats to show their president the exact same kind of respect and loyalty that they have shown our recent Republican president.”
- Ann Coulter

You can count on it Annie !
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A Little humor !

A teacher was reading the story of the Three Little Pigs to her class She
Came to the part of the story where first pig was trying to gather the building
Materials for his home. She read . 'and so the pig went up to the man with the
Wheelbarrow full of straw and said: 'Pardon me sir, but may I have some of that
Straw to build my house?'

The teacher paused then asked the class: 'And what do you think the man said?'

One little boy raised his hand and said very matter-of-factly ...'I think the
Man would have said - 'Well, I'll be damned!! A talking pig!'
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Thank you all........Job well done !
Saturday, November 22, 2008
Happy Victory in Iraq Day !

When Johnny Comes Marching Home !

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Attitude !
Friday, November 21, 2008

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We can only "hope" !
If you can't read it.....click on the pic !

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A little touch of home !

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Is this kinda creepy or what ?

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OK Lib's...Now it's our turn !
Thursday, November 20, 2008

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Balding whale harpoons man !

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Starting the legacy....Hail to the chief !
Well sir and/or madam, here’s your chance! The new “Head O State” dildo offers all of the hot Barack Obama action without any of the Obama mess !

I can think of no more appropriate gift to give your loved one who wouldn’t shut up about how Hussein is going to save the world than this 7 1/2 inch Barack Obama dildo. It even comes in two colors, “Democratic Blue” and “Presidential Gold”. I don’t understand why there wouldn’t be “Racial Equality Brown” but whatever. I also don’t understand why you’d want to shove Hussein head first into your orifice of choice, but who am I to judge !


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Why not...It's his third term !
Click on toon to enlarge !

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Let the celebration begin !
Wednesday, November 19, 2008

Zombie Time is promoting Saturday, November 22, 2008 as--
"Victory in Iraq Day!"

We won. The Iraq War is over.

I declare November 22, 2008 to be "Victory in Iraq Day." (Hereafter known as "VI Day.")

By every measure, The United States and coalition forces have conclusively defeated all enemies in Iraq, pacified the country, deposed the previous regime, successfully helped to establish a new functioning democratic government, and suppressed any lingering insurgencies. The war has come to an end. And we won.

What more indication do you need? An announcement from the outgoing Bush administration? It's not gonna happen. An announcement from the incoming Obama administration? That's really not gonna happen. A declaration of victory by the media? Please. Don't make me laugh. A concession of surrender by what few remaining insurgents remain in hiding? Forget about it.

The moment has come to acknowledge the obvious. To overtly declare a fact that has already been true for quite some time now. Let me repeat:


And since there will never be a ticker-tape parade down Fifth Avenue in New York for our troops, it's up to us, the people, to arrange a virtual ticker-tape parade. An online victory celebration !

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In a pathetic kind of way, it's gonna be a fun four years !

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Getting the Reichstag ready !
Click on pic to enlarge !

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Why we win !

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One beer too many !

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How To Get A Man To Wash His Hands !
Tuesday, November 18, 2008

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If she farts...........He's a goner !

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More war porn !

Bom Bom Bom: Hot Dog Pilots And Their Rockin’ Planes !

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We're gonna get four years of this crap !

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Munchin carpet !
Monday, November 17, 2008

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Get ready for it !!!!!!!!

The New Air Force One !

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Goodbye America !
"So what they are going to do is make you scared of me. You know he's not patriotic enough. He's got a funny name. You know, he doesn't look like those other presidents on the dollar bills."

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I'm gettin the munchies !

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Hussein's new Limousine !
Click on pic for better detail !

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Gotcha !
Sunday, November 16, 2008

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The Notorious Cherry Bombs !
Saturday, November 15, 2008

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Hussein's First Politburo Meeting !
Friday, November 14, 2008

Wouldn’t you love to be a fly on the wall the first time Hussein’s freak show gets together to discuss policy? I can only picture it to play out something like this………….

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No caption needed !

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We are sooo screwed !

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Obongo ‘08 - Movin’ On Up !


I wonder if Hussein will invite them to any of the Inaugural Balls ?

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New testicle eating champion crowned !

Yes it’s what you think they are. And yes they’re biting them. And, yes again, they’re from New Zealand.

It could only be the annual Shepherd’s Shemozzle in the small town of Hunterville, where men are men and men eat bulls’ testicles.

As part of the competition, punters had to bite into the balls and carry them in their mouths for 50m.

Once that feat was accomplished they had to scoff some dry weetabix and down a raw egg. In a rare respite they then got to wash the lot down with a can of beer.

Unfortunately if the beer was from Hunterville it was probably rubbish.

Winner Josh Masters looked on the bright side when asked about the taste of testies.

“Best of all, they weren’t connected to anything.”
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Slippers for democRATS !
Thursday, November 13, 2008
Don't forget to look for the union label !

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Cleanse your soul
with a little
Southern Boogie !

The Oath of the
Right-wing Extremist !

I Pledge Allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the Republic for which it stands,
one Nation under God,
indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.



The Second Amendment:

A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

I do solemnly swear
that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same ...
~ Title 10, US Code ~

Let us pray... Give me a sense of humor, Lord, Give me the grace to see a joke, To get some humor out of life, And pass it on to other folk.

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" !
...Benjamin Franklin

"Don't let anybody tell you that, you know, it's corporations and businesses that create jobs." !
...Hitlery Klinton

"Give whites a pile of bricks and they'll make a city, give blacks a city and they'll make a pile of bricks"

Teach someone how to fish, and you lose a Democrat voter !

Never try to teach a liberal to think, It wastes your time and annoys the liberal !

Liberalism is a sick religion based solely on emotion and feelgoodism and wiping away their perceived guilt with other peoples money. It has never been based in thought and common sense !

“I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.”... Clarence Darrow !

"We have to spend money to keep from going bankrupt"
...Joe Biden !

"We tax everything that moves and doesn’t move"....
Hitlery Klinton !

"I do think there are certain times
we should infringe on your freedom" !
.... Michael Bloomberg

"I never drink water because fish fuck in it"....
W.C.Fields !

"Life's tough. It's even tougher if you're stupid...." John Wayne !

"we are truly being governed by our inferiors, and in some cases criminals"
...Plato !

"Sure We Can Kill ISIS, But We’re Not Going To Get Suckered Into That
...John Kerry !

"Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do".... !

"God have mercy on my enemies because I won't." ...
George S. Patton ! !

"There is no worse foolishness than the truth in the mouth of a fool"...
Don Colacho ! !

"If you take out the killings, Washington D.C. has one of the lowest crime rates in the country." ...
Marion Barry !

“When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber.”
... Sir Winston Churchill !

Old Crap
Wanna go somewhere else