“I don't care what you think about anything !”

~ ~ ~ Me ~ ~ ~


Sheee's Baaack !!

"Today is a big day in America. Only 36,000 people lost their jobs today, which is really good."
... Dingy Harry Reid !

"we have to pass the bill so you can find out what is in it !"
... Nancy Pelosi !

Never Forget
A Revealing Beer Summit Photo !
Friday, July 31, 2009
Who helps a man in need; who couldn't care less ?

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SYMPTOM: Feet cold and wet.
FAULT: Glass being held at incorrect angle.
ACTION: Rotate glass so that open end points toward ceiling.

SYMPTOM: Feet warm and wet.
FAULT: Improper bladder control.
ACTION: Stand next to nearest dog, complain about house training.

SYMPTOM: Beer unusually pale and tasteless.
FAULT: Glass empty.
ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.

SYMPTOM: Opposite wall covered with fluorescent lights.
FAULT: You have fallen over backward.
ACTION: Have yourself leashed to bar.

SYMPTOM: Mouth contains cigarette butts.
FAULT: You have fallen forward.
ACTION: See above.

SYMPTOM: Beer tasteless, front of your shirt is wet.
FAULT: Mouth not open, or glass applied to wrong part of face.
ACTION: Retire to restroom, practice in mirror.

SYMPTOM: Floor blurred.
FAULT: You are looking through bottom of empty glass.
ACTION: Get someone to buy you another beer.

SYMPTOM: Floor moving.
FAULT: You are being carried out.
ACTION: Find out if you are being taken to another bar.

SYMPTOM: Room seems unusually dark.
FAULT: Bar has closed.
ACTION: Confirm home address with bartender.

SYMPTOM: Taxi suddenly takes on colorful aspect and textures.
FAULT: Beer consumption has exceeded personal
ACTION: Cover mouth.

SYMPTOM: Everyone looks up to you and smiles.
FAULT: You are dancing on the table.
ACTION: Fall on somebody cushy-looking.

SYMPTOM: Beer is crystal-clear.
FAULT: It’s water. Somebody is trying to sober you up.
ACTION: Punch him.

SYMPTOM: Hands hurt, nose hurts, mind unusually clear.
FAULT: You have been in a fight.
ACTION: Apologize to everyone you see, just in case it was them.

SYMPTOM: Don’t recognize anyone, don’t recognize the room you’re in. FAULT: You’ve wandered into the wrong party.
ACTION: See if they have free beer.

SYMPTOM: Your singing sounds distorted.
FAULT: The beer is too weak.
ACTION: Have more beer until your voice improves.

SYMPTOM: Don’t remember the words to the song.
FAULT: Beer is just right.
ACTION: Play air guitar.
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Just hangin' out !

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A wild and crazy guy !

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I wonder what scared him ?

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God help us !

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Racist Prick !

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Michelle does DC !
Thursday, July 30, 2009

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An Acorn census taker ?

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No Comment !

posted by Sarge @ 5:33 PM   0 comments
I actually saw this happen today !
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Hi, I'm from the government and I'm here to help !

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The box says it all !

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Why Moms can't do yoga !

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My Apologies !
I'm having computer problems....hopefully I'll be back up by tonite !
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Good question !
Wednesday, July 29, 2009

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Here you go Hussein !
Tuesday, July 28, 2009
The Perfect Solution to Senior Health Care

While discussing the upcoming Universal Health Care Program with my sister-in-law the other day, I think we have found the solution. I am sure you have heard the ideas that if you're a senior you need to suck it up and give up the idea that you need any health care. A new hip? Unheard of. We simply can't afford to take care of you anymore. You don't need any medications for your high blood pressure, diabetes, heart problems, etc. Let’s take care of the young people. After all, they will be ruling the world very soon.

So here is the solution. When you turn 70, you get a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot 2 senators and 2 representatives. Of course, you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head and all the health care you need!!! New teeth, great!!! Need glasses, no problem. New hip, knee, kidney, lung, heart? Well bring it on. And who will be paying for all of this. The same government that just told you that you are too old for health care. And, since you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income tax.

I really think we have a Perfect Solution!!!
posted by Sarge @ 11:52 PM   0 comments
Work's every time !

posted by Sarge @ 5:53 PM   0 comments
Use your imagination !

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Crackhead singing at funeral !

Watch the whole thing....you'll love the finale !

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It's not worth it....trust me !

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Oh come on, everybody knows moonbats don't bathe !

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Very,Very weird !

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Kenyan Chic !

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Welcome !
Monday, July 27, 2009

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Practice,Practice,Practice !

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Heh,heh !

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Henry Louis Gates Sings! "Oppressed Again, Naturally"

Even living near Harvard Yard,
my struggle is oh, so hard.
A brotha' can't break a door down,
without some racist clown
jumping to conclusions.

So I think I'll sue, and in a month or two,
I'll receive a cash infusion.

I'll make it a racial thing-
and pretty $oon--Ka-CHING!
Oppressed again, naturally.


Despite "President Barack",
it ain't easy to be black.

With all my riches, I bet some cracker b!tches
still fear I'll steal their purses.
And there's this honky pig, who tried to act all big
'cause he got tired of my curses.

Why do I need to show ID?
He should 've recognized me!
Oppressed again, naturally.


You white people seem all annoyed
because your cities have been destroyed
and that black folks' crime, in fifty years time,
has ruined places that you once enjoyed.

Despite your rage and pain,
you're not allowed to complain.
Oppressed again, naturally.


I don't think us blacks should be
held to standards of civility.
If we're rude or violent you should just keep silent,
and celebrate diversity.

We want rights-not responsiblity-
And that's just fine by me!
Oppressed again, naturally.


Now, as recent events transpired,
it's clear whites are getting sick and tired.
Lots of careers have been built on Caucasian guilt-
I hope the race card hasn't expired.
If these crackers wake up and fight,
we can kiss our scams goodnight.
Oppressed again, naturally.

Oppressed again--naturally.
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Hussein's Amerika !
Saturday, July 25, 2009

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According to the moonbats.."He was born this way" !

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Oh my my my !
Friday, July 24, 2009

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A couple of toons !

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Universal dental care....Thank you Hussein !

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Boy's WILL be Boy's !

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This is where I'm gonna retire !

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Exit wounds !
Thursday, July 23, 2009

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One thing we know for sure....
This ant is not a liberal !

posted by Sarge @ 11:22 PM   0 comments
Losing your dentures ?

posted by Sarge @ 7:42 PM   0 comments
Meet an idiot !

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Who new the Nazi's had a sense of humor ?

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A little humor from Mr. Bean !

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I think it's gonna be a short Marriage !

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Only in San Francisco !

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Nothing else needs to be said !

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Stuff you just can't explain !

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It's over !

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I'll bet he can strip a car in 10 minutes flat though !
Tuesday, July 21, 2009


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Cleanse your soul
with a little
Southern Boogie !

The Oath of the
Right-wing Extremist !

I Pledge Allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the Republic for which it stands,
one Nation under God,
indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.



The Second Amendment:

A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

I do solemnly swear
that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same ...
~ Title 10, US Code ~

Let us pray... Give me a sense of humor, Lord, Give me the grace to see a joke, To get some humor out of life, And pass it on to other folk.

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" !
...Benjamin Franklin

"Don't let anybody tell you that, you know, it's corporations and businesses that create jobs." !
...Hitlery Klinton

"Give whites a pile of bricks and they'll make a city, give blacks a city and they'll make a pile of bricks"

Teach someone how to fish, and you lose a Democrat voter !

Never try to teach a liberal to think, It wastes your time and annoys the liberal !

Liberalism is a sick religion based solely on emotion and feelgoodism and wiping away their perceived guilt with other peoples money. It has never been based in thought and common sense !

“I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.”... Clarence Darrow !

"We have to spend money to keep from going bankrupt"
...Joe Biden !

"We tax everything that moves and doesn’t move"....
Hitlery Klinton !

"I do think there are certain times
we should infringe on your freedom" !
.... Michael Bloomberg

"I never drink water because fish fuck in it"....
W.C.Fields !

"Life's tough. It's even tougher if you're stupid...." John Wayne !

"we are truly being governed by our inferiors, and in some cases criminals"
...Plato !

"Sure We Can Kill ISIS, But We’re Not Going To Get Suckered Into That
...John Kerry !

"Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do".... !

"God have mercy on my enemies because I won't." ...
George S. Patton ! !

"There is no worse foolishness than the truth in the mouth of a fool"...
Don Colacho ! !

"If you take out the killings, Washington D.C. has one of the lowest crime rates in the country." ...
Marion Barry !

“When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber.”
... Sir Winston Churchill !

Old Crap
Wanna go somewhere else