Nigger be gone !

Little black boy was climbing around the cupboards in his Mama’s kitchen and reaching up, pulls a canister of flour down on his head. He quickly runs towards the bathroom but spies himself in a mirror and thinks, “Hey, I is a white boy!”

Excited he heads outside where he runs into his Daddy who takes one look and starts cursing/yelling at him to go clean himself up. When he gets back inside, his Mama is waiting for him and she tears him a new one for the mess he’s made and orders him to the bathroom.

Later, all sparkly clean and thoroughly admonished, he’s sitting on the porch when Grampa comes along and says, “Why so sad, little man?” Boy says, “I was a white boy for only 15 minutes and I already hate all you black sumbitches…..”