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Thursday, December 28, 2006

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Teach someone how to fish, and you lose a Democrat voter !


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Hitlery Klinton !


"I do think there are certain times
we should infringe on your freedom" !
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"I never drink water because fish fuck in it"....
W.C.Fields !


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"we are truly being governed by our inferiors, and in some cases criminals"
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"Sure We Can Kill ISIS, But We’re Not Going To Get Suckered Into That
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