Little black boy was climbing around the cupboards in his Mama’s kitchen and reaching up, pulls a canister of flour down on his head. He quickly runs towards the bathroom but spies himself in a mirror and thinks, “Hey, I is a white boy!”
Excited he heads outside where he runs into his Daddy who takes one look and starts cursing/yelling at him to go clean himself up. When he gets back inside, his Mama is waiting for him and she tears him a new one for the mess he’s made and orders him to the bathroom.
Later, all sparkly clean and thoroughly admonished, he’s sitting on the porch when Grampa comes along and says, “Why so sad, little man?” Boy says, “I was a white boy for only 15 minutes and I already hate all you black sumbitches…..”
I Pledge Allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the Republic for
which it stands,
one Nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.
The Second Amendment:
A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
I do solemnly swear that I will
support and defend the Constitution of the United States
against all enemies, foreign and domestic;
that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same ...
~ Title 10, US Code ~
"Kilroy was here" !
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" ! ...Benjamin Franklin
"Don't let anybody tell you that, you know, it's corporations and businesses that create jobs." ! ...Hitlery Klinton
Teach someone how to fish, and you lose a Democrat voter !
Never try to teach a liberal to think, It wastes your time and annoys the liberal !
Liberalism is a sick religion based solely on emotion and feelgoodism and wiping away their perceived guilt with other peoples money. It has never been based in thought and common sense !
“I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great
pleasure.”... Clarence Darrow !
"We have to spend money to keep from going bankrupt" ...Joe Biden !
"We tax everything that moves and doesn’t move".... Hitlery Klinton !
"I never drink water because fish fuck in it".... W.C.Fields !
"Life's tough. It's even tougher if you're stupid...."
John Wayne !
"we are truly being governed by our inferiors, and in some cases criminals" ...Plato !
"Sure We Can Kill ISIS, But We’re Not Going To Get Suckered Into That ...John Kerry !
"Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do".... !
"God have mercy on my enemies because I won't." ... George S. Patton !
"There is no worse foolishness than the truth in the mouth of a fool"... Don Colacho !
"If you take out the killings, Washington D.C. has one of the lowest crime rates in the country." ... Marion Barry