|
| You gotta love those tail numbers ! |
| Monday, July 13, 2009 |
Click on pic to enlarge !
|
posted by Sarge @ 12:38 AM   |
|
|
|
| Popeye on his 115th birthday ! |
|
|
| posted by Sarge @ 12:28 AM |
|
|
|
| Michelle Obama coming home from France ? |
|
|
| posted by Sarge @ 12:21 AM |
|
|
|
| Things are bustin' out all over ! |
|
|
| posted by Sarge @ 12:20 AM |
|
|
|
| drbizzaro.com ! |
| Sunday, July 12, 2009 |
|
| posted by Sarge @ 12:08 AM |
|
|
|
| I'll let you figure this one out ! |
| Saturday, July 11, 2009 |
Click on pic to enlarge !
|
| posted by Sarge @ 11:54 PM |
|
|
|
| If they only had a brain ! |
|
|
| posted by Sarge @ 11:43 PM |
|
|
|
| I'll always love you sweetheart ! |
|
Fast forward 25 years !
|
| posted by Sarge @ 11:39 PM |
|
|
|
| How in the hell does the woman even stand Up ? |
|
|
| posted by Sarge @ 11:37 PM |
|
|
|
| An Acorn member at home ! |
|
|
| posted by Sarge @ 11:35 PM |
|
|
|
| And hell, I don't care ! |
|
|
| posted by Sarge @ 11:33 PM |
|
|
|
| The Nightmare ! |
|
In the nightmare I found myself nude in bed, and I was looking at a mirror on the ceiling, and I discovered that I am a Negro, and I'm circumcised!
Quickly I sat up, found my pants and looked in the pockets to find my driver's license photo and it was that same color. Black.
I felt myself being very depressed, downcast, sitting in a chair.
But it's a wheelchair!!
That means, of course, besides being black and Jewish, I'm also disabled!!!
I said to myself, aloud 'This is impossible. It's impossible that I should be black and Jewish and disabled.'
'It's the pure and holy truth', whispers someone from behind me.
I turn around, and it's my boyfriend.
Just what I needed!!!
I am a homosexual, and on top of that with a Mexican boyfriend.
Oh, my God..... black, Jewish, disabled, gay, with a Mexican boyfriend, drug addict, and HIV-positive!!!
Desperate, I begin to shout, cry, pull my hair, and Oh, noooooo...I'm bald!!!
The telephone rings.
It's my brother.
He is saying, 'Since mom and dad died the only thing you do is hang out, take drugs, and laze around all day doing nothing. Get a job you worthless piece of crap... Any job.'
Mom?... Dad?... Nooooooooo... Now I'm also an unemployed orphan!
I try to explain to my brother how hard it is to find a job when you are black, Jewish, disabled, gay with a Mexican boyfriend, are a drug addict, HIV positive, bald, and an orphan.
But he doesn't get it.
Frustrated, I hang up.
It's then I realize I only have one hand!!!
With tears in my eyes I go to the window to look out.
I see I live in a shanty-town full of cardboard and tin houses! There is trash everywhere.
Suddenly I feel a sharp pain near my pacemaker.... Pacemaker?
Besides being black, Jewish, disabled, a fairy with a Mexican boyfriend, a drug addict, HIV positive, bald, orphaned, unemployed, an invalid with one hand, and having a bad heart, I live in a crappy neighborhood.
At that very moment my boyfriend approaches and says to me, 'Sweetie pie, my love, my little black heart throb, have you decided what you are going to wear to Washington to see Obama.
Say it isn't so!!! I can handle being a black, disabled, one armed, drug addicted, Jewish homosexual on a pacemaker who is HIV positive, bald, orphaned, unemployed, lives in a slum, and has a Mexican boyfriend, but please, OH dear God, please don't tell me I'm a Democrat ... |
| posted by Sarge @ 9:35 PM |
|
|
|
| Unseen pics of Michael Jackson's funeral ! |
|
|
| posted by Sarge @ 1:55 AM |
|
|
|
| Doncha just love the 2nd amendment ! |
|
|
| posted by Sarge @ 1:40 AM |
|
|
|
| Take your choice ! |
|
|
| posted by Sarge @ 1:38 AM |
|
|
|
| Payback is a MOFO ! |
|
|
| posted by Sarge @ 1:36 AM |
|
|
|
| Pretty insensitive of me isn't it ? |
|
A Powerful Message from Stevie Wonder
On Michael Jackson’s Death…
....... .. … … .. …..
.. . . … .. . . . . .. . .. …. .. .. . … ..
... ... .. ... ... ... ... .... ...... ... ... ... .... ..... .. .
.. . . … .. . . . ..
... . .... ... .... .... ...
...... .... .... .... ...... ..... ..... .. . . .... ....
. .. .
. . .. . .. . ...
........ ... ... ... .. ... ....... ... .. .... ... ... .... ....
. .. .. .
.. ....
.. . . .. . . .. .. … ..
.. .... .. ... ... ........ ...... .....
Deep stuff huh?
I nearly cried when he said,
“. .. . . . .. .. … .. .. . . .... ....”
If you hear a "loud rumble" tonite in the sky, don't worry. It's not thunder. It's Elvis beatin' the shit out of Micheal Jackson for marrying his daughter !
|
| posted by Sarge @ 1:07 AM |
|
|
|
| Guess who's sleepin' on the couch tonite ? |
| Friday, July 10, 2009 |
Sarkozy's face is priceless................ !
 |
| posted by Sarge @ 12:17 PM |
|
|
|
| Faggots are everywhere ! |
|
|
| posted by Sarge @ 2:51 AM |
|
|
|
| I'm gonna have to start watching the exit's to Burger King ! |
|
|
| posted by Sarge @ 2:49 AM |
|
|
|
| Come on guys...You see better than this every payday ! |
|
|
| posted by Sarge @ 2:31 AM |
|
|
|
| Give em hell babe ! |
|
|
| posted by Sarge @ 2:29 AM |
|
|
|
| That is the best looking hat I have ever seen ! |
|
|
| posted by Sarge @ 2:27 AM |
|
|
|
| The Obamanation ! |
|
|
| posted by Sarge @ 2:26 AM |
|
|
|
| Drunk as a skunk ! |
|
He has nukes at his fingertips folks !
|
| posted by Sarge @ 12:30 AM |
|
|
|
| NOTEWORTHY QUOTES FROM A GREAT DEMOCRAT LEADER ! |
| Thursday, July 09, 2009 |
These are confirmed by Snopes!
"The contagious people of Washington have stood firm against diversity during this long period of increment weather." -- M. Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC
"I promise you a police car on every sidewalk." -- M. Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC
"If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very very low crime rate." -- M. Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC
"First, it was not a strip bar, it was an erotic club. And second, what can I say? I'm a night owl." -- M. Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC
"Bitch set me up." -- M. Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC
"I am clearly more popular than Reagan. I am in my third term. Where's Reagan? Gone after two! Defeated by George Bush and Michael Dukakis no less." -- M. Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC
"The laws in this city are clearly racist. All laws are racist. The law of gravity is racist." -- M. Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC
"I am making this trip to Africa because Washington is an international city, just like Tokyo, Nigeria or Israel. As mayor, I am an international symbol. Can you deny that to Africa?" -- M. Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC
"People have criticized me because my security detail is larger than the president's. But you must ask yourself: are there more people who want to kill me than who want to kill the president? I can assure you there are." -- M. Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC
"The brave men who died in Vietnam, more than 100% of which were black, were the ultimate sacrifice." -- M. Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC
"I read a funny story about how the Republicans freed the slaves. The Republicans are the ones who created slavery by law in the 1600's. Abraham Lincoln freed the slaves and he was not a Republican." -- M. Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC
"What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary?" -- M. Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC
"People blame me because these water mains break, but I ask you, if the water mains didn't break, would it be my responsibility to fix them then? WOULD IT!?!" -- M. Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC
"I am a great mayor; I am an upstanding Christian man; I am an intelligent man; I am a deeply educated man; I am a humble man." -- M. Barry, Mayor of Washington, DC
|
| posted by Sarge @ 8:15 PM |
|
|
|
| I love my neighbors ! |
|
|
| posted by Sarge @ 2:12 AM |
|
|
|
| Horror of the day ! |
|
|
| posted by Sarge @ 1:13 AM |
|
|
|
| Come back to me my love.....I'll be gentle ! |
|
|
| posted by Sarge @ 12:59 AM |
|
|
|
| Making Helen Thomas look beautilul ? |
|
|
| posted by Sarge @ 12:55 AM |
|
|
|
| I'm gonna get me a white woman tonite ! |
|
|
| posted by Sarge @ 12:53 AM |
|
|
|
| There is something very wrong with American journalism ? |
| Wednesday, July 08, 2009 |
The other day, they had a couple of paragraphs on Ed McMahon's Hollywood career and aptly noted he died a pauper. I say Bullshit...the man was a hero and thats worth more than all the money in the world !
COLONEL ED HAS DIED
He wanted to be a Marine fighter pilot. The US was building up their military force, but they were not at war yet and the Navy required all its potential Navy and Marine pilots to have two years of college. So Ed started classes at Boston College.
When Pearl Harbor was attacked the Army and the Navy both dropped the college requirement and Ed applied to the Marines. His primary flight training was in Dallas and then he went to Pensacola, Florida. He was carrier qualified, which means he knew how to perform a controlled crash of his single engine fighter, onto the rolling deck of a Navy floating runway.
It took Ed almost two years to get through all the Navy flight training. His problem was he was a very good pilot and the Marines needed flight instructors. He had a great command presence and public speaking ability, which landed him in the classroom, training new baby Marine pilots.
His orders to the Pacific fleet and the chance to fly combat missions off a carrier came in the spring of 1945, on the same day the Atomic bomb was dropped on Hiroshima. Of course his orders where changed. He never went to sea and he was out of the Marines in 1946.
Ed stayed in the USMC as a reserve officer. He became a successful personality in the new TV medium, after the war. His Marine command presence helped. He was recalled to active duty during the Korean War. He never got to fly his fighter aircraft, but he saw his share of raw combat. He flew the Cessna O-1E Bird Dog, which is a single engine slow-moving unarmed plane. He functioned as an artillery spotter for the Marine batteries on the ground and as a forward controller for the Navy & Marine fighter / bombers who flew in on fast moving jet engines, bombed the area and were gone in seconds. Captain Ed was still circling the enemy looking for more targets, all the time taking North Korean and Chinese ground fire.
He stayed with the Marines as a reserve officer and retired in 1966 as a Colonel.
The world knows Ed as Ed McMahon of the Johnny Carson, Tonight Show. One night I was watching the show when the subject of Colonel McMahon earning a number of Navy Air Medals came up. Carson, a former Navy officer, understood the significance of these medals, but McMahon shrugged it off, saying that if you flew enough combat missions they just sort of gave them to you. McMahon flew
85 combat missions over North Korea; he earned every one of those Air Medals. The casualty rate, for flying forward air controllers in Korea sometimes exceeded 50% of a squadron's manpower. McMahon was lucky to have gotten home from that war.
Once a Marine, always a Marine.
When the public was spitting (taking their personal safety into their own hands) at Marines on the streets of Southern California during Vietnam, Colonel McMahon was taking Marines off the streets and into his posh Beverley Hills home. I spoke to a retired Marine aircrew member the day Colonel McMahon died and he personally remembered seeing McMahon at numerous Marine Air Bases in California in the
1960s. He was known for going to the Navy hospitals and visiting the wounded Marines and Sailors from this country's conflicts, even in the last years of his life.
Colonel McMahon presented awards and decorations to fellow Marines and attended many a Marine ceremony and the annual Marine Corps Birthday Ball. He stayed true to his Corps as a board member of the Marine Corps Scholarship Fund and as the honorary chairman of the National Marine Corps Aviation Museum. After retiring from the Marine Reserve, one night on the Johnny Carson show, members of the California Air National Guard came on stage.
Colonel McMahon was commissioned a Brigadier General in the Air Guard in front of millions of Americans who watched it happen live. You will not see anything like that on TV anymore.
The three core values of a United States Marine are; honor, courage and commitment. This is what a Marine is taught from the first day of training and this is what that Marine believes. That was Colonel Edward P. McMahon Jr. USMCR Retired. Before he was a national figure he was a true combat hero and a patriot the nation needed then and this country needs now.
Your war is over. Thank you Colonel McMahon.
Semper Fi Sir.
23 June 2009
Major Van Harl USAF Ret. |
| posted by Sarge @ 3:57 AM |
|
|
|
| The Klinton legacy lives on ! |
|
|
| posted by Sarge @ 3:16 AM |
|
|
|
| Scary as hell ! |
|
|
| posted by Sarge @ 3:04 AM |
|
|
|
| It's a good thing she's not too bright ! |
|
|
| posted by Sarge @ 2:58 AM |
|
|
|
| Very,very strange ! |
|
|
| posted by Sarge @ 2:49 AM |
|
|
|
| Our Future ! |
| Tuesday, July 07, 2009 |
Click on pic to enlarge !
|
| posted by Sarge @ 12:30 PM |
|
|
|
| I refuse to caption this ! |
|
|
| posted by Sarge @ 1:58 AM |
|
|
|
| You gotta love the Japanese ! |
|
|
| posted by Sarge @ 1:44 AM |
|
|
|
| I don't care.....He was a pervert ! |
|
|
| posted by Sarge @ 1:39 AM |
|
|
|
| I know you get it ! |
|
|
| posted by Sarge @ 1:20 AM |
|
|
|
| Oh Monica......Don't stop ! |
|
Pompous Ass !
|
| posted by Sarge @ 1:18 AM |
|
|
|
|
|
Please Support and Pray for Our Troops 
