Uh, hi. I'm Barrack Obama and I wanted you to be the first to know that I have selected RuPaul to be my running mate. Mr. uh, Ms. Paul brings a wealth of experience to any position he, uh, she fills...believe me.
I hope you will, uh, share my excitement at the opportunities that RuPaul offers.
Thank you and Allah...uh, God Bless
The Chosen One, Barrack Obama