Obama is my Shepherd; I shall not want. He maketh me to lie down with Barney Frank. He leadeth me toward the still voting booths. He restoreth my welfare. He leadeth me to the path of food stamps for His name' sake.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of the shadow of Nancy Pelosi, I will fear no evil, for Oprah art with me. Thy 30 minute paid advertising it comforts me. Thou preparest a tax break before me in the presence of John McCain. Thou annointest my head with alternative energy, my Prius runneth fine.
Surely social programs and government intervention shall follow me all the days of my life, and I will dwell in the Democratic held House of Representatives forever.
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