 Racist Jokes about Hussein
1. If you have ever chuckled at his middle name, you may be guilty of racist Obama jokes.
2. If you ever ridiculed the assertion that tire gauges lower gas prices, you may be guilty of racist Obama jokes.
3. If you ever laughed at the claim that he campaigned in 57 states, you may be guilty of racist Obama jokes.
4. If you ever suggested that the “Vero Possemus” campaign signs had something to do with possums, you may be guilty of racist Obama jokes.
5. If you ever downloaded the video of him bowling a 37 in front of reporters, you may be guilty of racist Obama jokes.
6. If you ever shared the video comparing him to Paris Hilton, you may be guilty of racist Obama jokes.
7. If you ever cracked wise about his cocaine use, you may be guilty of racist Obama jokes. (Joking about Dubya’s alleged cocaine use is politically correct.)
8. If you ever made fun of his big ears, you may be guilty of Obama jokes. (Joking about Perot’s big ears is politically correct.)
9. If you ever said that the look on his wife’s face could curdle fresh milk, you may be guilty of racist Obama jokes. (Joking about Cindy McCain’s face is politically correct.)
10. If you ever noted that his pastor acted like he was on Def Comedy Jam, you may be guilty of racist Obama jokes.
How To Communicate with an Obot: The **OFFICIAL** English to Obamese Dictionary
English . . . . . Obamese
Bailout . . . . . Rescue
Stimulus package . . . . . Economic Recovery package
Massive Voter Fraud . . . . . Community organizing
Selection . . . . . Election
Coronation . . . . . Inauguration
Assault & battery. . . . . Caucus
Socialist . . . . . Progressive
Terrorist . . . . . Just a guy in my neighborhood
Radical Preacher . . . . . A guy at church I never listened to
Plumber . . . . . Threat to National Security
Violent gang of sanctioned thugs . . . . . Civilian Police Force
Violent gang of sanctioned thugs in Chicago . . . . . Obama for President Committee
Flip Flop . . . . . Smart adjustment to political reality
Preponderance of lies . . . . . A Speech
Union endorsements for opponents . . . . . Special interest endorsements
Union endorsements for Obama . . . . . Support from worker representatives
Spreading the wealth . . . . . Tax cuts for the working class
Rich . . . . . Anyone earning over ???
Washington insiders . . . . . Change
Bill Clinton . . . . . Racist/My staunch supporter
Hillary Clinton. . . . . Likable enough/Secretary of State
Hillary Clinton’s mailing list . . . . . Cash cow
Bill Clinton’s advisors . . . . . Old Style Gov’t./My New Cabinet
Rules . . . . . Old ideas, no longer important
U.S. Constitution . . . . . Floormat (See also Joke)
Palestinians . . . . . Internet campaign workers
Oil barons . . . . . Millions of small donors
Disagreement . . . . . Racism
Questioning. . . . . .Racism
Truth Seeking . . . . . Racism
Patriotism . . . . . Racism
Upholding the Constitution . . . . . Racism
Share . . . . . Take
Throw under the bus ... denounce/disavow
Campaign fraud ... $5-$10 Internet donors
Random park benches ... voter registration addresses
Teleprompter literate ... eloquent
Failure to make a decision ... voting present
Messiah . . . . .Obama
Facial tic of right eye . . . . . frickin' scared out of my mind |
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