"Today is a big day in America. Only 36,000 people lost their jobs today, which is really good." ... Dingy Harry Reid !
"we have to pass the bill so you can find out what is in it !" ... Nancy Pelosi !
Never Forget
White House introduces the ObamaPrompTer !
Sunday, March 08, 2009
The president equipped with the ObamaPrompTer (currently in Beta).
Despite the growing concerns of the press, President Barack Obama is moving full-speed ahead with his innovative use of TelePrompTer.
In a little publicized speech to healthcare representatives, the White House debuted a cutting edge "cuing device" to assist the busy executive with his public speaking needs.
The ObamaPrompTer, shown here in prototype, is a fully mobile unit that is actually worn on the President's head. No longer will advance staff be required to set up and remove the bulky traditional TelePrompTer units.
Like traditional prompters, the president will be able to read his speeches as reflected upon the unit's glass panels. But the president will now be able to speak while moving about the stage and through the crowd, a la Oprah.
"This innovative unit will make POTUS appearances far more efficient," according to Chief of Staff Rahm Emanuel. "We consider this new use of green, sustainable technology another promise kept."
The helmet is made from a revolutionary new hemp/kevlar blend which met the rigorous requirements of both the EPA and Secret Service. Version 2.0 may feature hair, with a touch of gray around the temples for a more realistic and dignified look.
I Pledge Allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the Republic for
which it stands,
one Nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.
The Second Amendment:
A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
I do solemnly swear that I will
support and defend the Constitution of the United States
against all enemies, foreign and domestic;
that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same ...
~ Title 10, US Code ~
Let us pray...
Give me a sense of humor, Lord,
Give me the grace to see a joke,
To get some humor out of life,
And pass it on to other folk.
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" ! ...Benjamin Franklin
"Don't let anybody tell you that, you know, it's corporations and businesses that create jobs." ! ...Hitlery Klinton
"Give whites a pile of bricks and they'll make a city, give blacks a city and they'll make a pile of bricks"
Teach someone how to fish, and you lose a Democrat voter !
Never try to teach a liberal to think, It wastes your time and annoys the liberal !
Liberalism is a sick religion based solely on emotion and feelgoodism and wiping away their perceived guilt with other peoples money. It has never been based in thought and common sense !
“I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great
pleasure.”... Clarence Darrow !
"We have to spend money to keep from going bankrupt" ...Joe Biden !
"We tax everything that moves and doesn’t move".... Hitlery Klinton !
"I do think there are certain times we should infringe on your freedom" ! .... Michael Bloomberg
"I never drink water because fish fuck in it".... W.C.Fields !
"Life's tough. It's even tougher if you're stupid...."
John Wayne !
"we are truly being governed by our inferiors, and in some cases criminals" ...Plato !
"Sure We Can Kill ISIS, But We’re Not Going To Get Suckered Into That ...John Kerry !
"Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do".... !
"God have mercy on my enemies because I won't." ... George S. Patton !
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"There is no worse foolishness than the truth in the mouth of a fool"... Don Colacho !
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"If you take out the killings, Washington D.C. has one of the lowest crime rates in the country." ... Marion Barry
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“When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber.” ... Sir Winston Churchill !
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