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Tuesday, April 21, 2009

My Rezimay

Deer Sur,

I waunt to apply for the secritary job I seen in the? paper.. I can type real kwik wit one finggar and do? sum Acounting 2.

I think I am good on the fone and I am a pepole? person. Pepole really seam to respond good to me. ?

Im lookin for a jobb as a secritary but it kant be 2? complikaited

My spelling is not 2 good but find that I awfin get a? job Bcuz of my persinalety.?

My salerery is open so we can discus wat you want? to pay me and wat you think that I am wurth,?

I can start imeditely. Thank you in advanse 4 yore? anser.?

Hopifuly I M Yore best aplicant so phar.?

Sinseerly,
Peggy May McBiggins

PS : I half includeded a pickture of me B low.

Dear Peggy May,
Start on Monday, we have spell check.

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