Farrah Fawcett get's to Heaven and is met at the gate by Saint Peter. Saint Peter says, Farrah, you have led a good life and always gave of what you had to help others, plus that poster was just Smokin', so I have decided to give you a wish before you enter. What would you like? Farrah gives this serious thought, and states "I wish for all the children on earth to be safe". ....Five minutes later Michael Jackson drops stone cold dead ! |