"Today is a big day in America. Only 36,000 people lost their jobs today, which is really good." ... Dingy Harry Reid !
"we have to pass the bill so you can find out what is in it !" ... Nancy Pelosi !
Never Forget
Let's have some fun and piss off the libtards !
Friday, January 08, 2010
Top 10 Gun Safety Tips 10. Always keep your gun pointed in a safe direction, such as at at hippie or communist. 9. Dumb children may get a hold of your guns and shoot eachother. If your children are dumb, put them up for adoption to protect your guns. 8. No matter how responsible he seems, never give your gun to a monkey. 7. If guns make you nervous, drink a bottle of whiskey before heading to the range. 6. When unholstering your weapon, it’s customary to say “Excuse me while I whip this out.” 5. Don’t load your gun unless you are ready to shoot something or are just feeling generally angry. 4. If your gun misfires, never look down the barrel to inspect it. Have someone else do that for you. 3. Never use your gun to pistol whip someone. That could mar the finish. 2. No matter how excited you are about buying your first gun, do not run around yelling “I have a gun! I have a gun!”. 1. And the most important rule of gun safety. Don’t piss me off!
*Some* of Drill Sgt.Joe Frick’s “Rules for a Gunfight” 1. Forget about knives, bats and fists, bring a gun. Preferably bring at least 2 guns. Bring all your friends who have guns. Bring 4 times the ammunition you think you could ever need. 2. Anything worth shooting is worth shooting twice.Ammunition is(was) cheap, life is expensive. 7. In ten years nobody will remember the details of caliber, stance or tactics. They will only remember who lived. 10. Someday someone may kill you with your own gun, but they should have to beat you to death with it because it is empty. 12. Have a plan. 13. Have a backup plan, because the first one won’t work.
I Pledge Allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the Republic for
which it stands,
one Nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.
The Second Amendment:
A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
I do solemnly swear that I will
support and defend the Constitution of the United States
against all enemies, foreign and domestic;
that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same ...
~ Title 10, US Code ~
Let us pray...
Give me a sense of humor, Lord,
Give me the grace to see a joke,
To get some humor out of life,
And pass it on to other folk.
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" ! ...Benjamin Franklin
"Don't let anybody tell you that, you know, it's corporations and businesses that create jobs." ! ...Hitlery Klinton
"Give whites a pile of bricks and they'll make a city, give blacks a city and they'll make a pile of bricks"
Teach someone how to fish, and you lose a Democrat voter !
Never try to teach a liberal to think, It wastes your time and annoys the liberal !
Liberalism is a sick religion based solely on emotion and feelgoodism and wiping away their perceived guilt with other peoples money. It has never been based in thought and common sense !
“I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great
pleasure.”... Clarence Darrow !
"We have to spend money to keep from going bankrupt" ...Joe Biden !
"We tax everything that moves and doesn’t move".... Hitlery Klinton !
"I do think there are certain times we should infringe on your freedom" ! .... Michael Bloomberg
"I never drink water because fish fuck in it".... W.C.Fields !
"Life's tough. It's even tougher if you're stupid...."
John Wayne !
"we are truly being governed by our inferiors, and in some cases criminals" ...Plato !
"Sure We Can Kill ISIS, But We’re Not Going To Get Suckered Into That ...John Kerry !
"Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do".... !
"God have mercy on my enemies because I won't." ... George S. Patton !
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"There is no worse foolishness than the truth in the mouth of a fool"... Don Colacho !
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"If you take out the killings, Washington D.C. has one of the lowest crime rates in the country." ... Marion Barry
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“When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber.” ... Sir Winston Churchill !
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