"Today is a big day in America. Only 36,000 people lost their jobs today, which is really good." ... Dingy Harry Reid !
"we have to pass the bill so you can find out what is in it !" ... Nancy Pelosi !
Never Forget
Another look at Hussein's Rump Rangers !
Thursday, February 11, 2010
The Queen Berets (Pinkert and Bowden)
Falling fairies from the sky. I broke a nail, Oh I could cry, Don't you like how my tushy sways? We are the fags of the Queen Berets.
Obozo's words upon my ears "You guys have rights, be proud you're queer" I once was scared, now I'm okay. Cause I'm a fag in the Green Berets.
Put silver earclips on my nuts. I love the pain, now spank my butt. The way you walk is awfully cute. I sure would love to pack your chute.
This Army stuff is awfully slick. Free meals and clothes and lots of dick. When I retire, I'll still get my pay. I thank you Obozo, from the Queen Berets.
Well, look at it this way... Now facial camouflage paint will be applied with more precision, and in colors and patterns more flattering to each particular soldier's features.
Patrolling in "the hummer" will take on a whole new meaning.
Drill competitions will finally get some better choreography and will be set to music. (probably show tunes)
The Air Force will be cancelling all orders for single seat fighters - everything from now on will be at least a two-man job. Why? "Because who wants to go into battle alone darling? Those enemies can be such bitches!"
Navy pilots can practice arrested landings by diving onto their room-mate's bunk... (think about it)
This will open up all kinds of new positions for two-man Marine sniper teams - positions that should offer more stability due to more...ah..."contact" er something.
The universal response of "Ooh Rah!" will be replaced by the much friendlier "Fabulous!"
Maybe the barracks will finally get some matching curtains to go with the bunks.
Oddly enough, none of the "newly open recruits" will volunteer for tanks. {think catty voice here} "That big 120mm main gun is just sooo intimidating, I mean get real, he has to be compensating!"
Interrogation techniques will go down a whole new path. This one might actually be a plus.
"Shave-tail louie" may become a literal description.
The troop carrying capacity of most vehicles used in the military can now be effectively doubled.
I Pledge Allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the Republic for
which it stands,
one Nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.
The Second Amendment:
A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
I do solemnly swear that I will
support and defend the Constitution of the United States
against all enemies, foreign and domestic;
that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same ...
~ Title 10, US Code ~
Let us pray...
Give me a sense of humor, Lord,
Give me the grace to see a joke,
To get some humor out of life,
And pass it on to other folk.
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" ! ...Benjamin Franklin
"Don't let anybody tell you that, you know, it's corporations and businesses that create jobs." ! ...Hitlery Klinton
"Give whites a pile of bricks and they'll make a city, give blacks a city and they'll make a pile of bricks"
Teach someone how to fish, and you lose a Democrat voter !
Never try to teach a liberal to think, It wastes your time and annoys the liberal !
Liberalism is a sick religion based solely on emotion and feelgoodism and wiping away their perceived guilt with other peoples money. It has never been based in thought and common sense !
“I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great
pleasure.”... Clarence Darrow !
"We have to spend money to keep from going bankrupt" ...Joe Biden !
"We tax everything that moves and doesn’t move".... Hitlery Klinton !
"I do think there are certain times we should infringe on your freedom" ! .... Michael Bloomberg
"I never drink water because fish fuck in it".... W.C.Fields !
"Life's tough. It's even tougher if you're stupid...."
John Wayne !
"we are truly being governed by our inferiors, and in some cases criminals" ...Plato !
"Sure We Can Kill ISIS, But We’re Not Going To Get Suckered Into That ...John Kerry !
"Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do".... !
"God have mercy on my enemies because I won't." ... George S. Patton !
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"There is no worse foolishness than the truth in the mouth of a fool"... Don Colacho !
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"If you take out the killings, Washington D.C. has one of the lowest crime rates in the country." ... Marion Barry
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“When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber.” ... Sir Winston Churchill !
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