Job Interviewer: so, Mr. Grayson, I see here you would like to join the cast here at Disney World. Tell me about yourself. What is it about Alan Grayson that qualifies him to wear the Donald Duck costume? Alan Grayson: You're in no position to question my fitness for this position. The people of the Magic Kingdom already know why you want the Donald Duck constume. Job Interviewer: I... uh... Alan Grayson: You want to wear the Donald Duck costume because it gives you the cover you need to kill people. That's right - you want to kill people! Face it, beneath those feathers and behind that bill, you are no different than the Taliban. Job Interviewer: now just a minute, I... Alan Grayson: You be quiet, you murderous webfooted terrorist! I have the floor. Job Interviewer: Is that a gavel? Alan Grayson: You are out of order! [bang] Out of order! Job Interviewer: Security!
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