"Today is a big day in America. Only 36,000 people lost their jobs today, which is really good." ... Dingy Harry Reid !
"we have to pass the bill so you can find out what is in it !" ... Nancy Pelosi !
Never Forget
Top Ten Reasons Why Obama is Not Satan !
Friday, March 22, 2013
The Internet is abuzz with the fact that Satan on the History Channel’s The Bible miniseries, which has gotten great ratings, looks a tad like Obama if Michele gets him to go on a veggies only diet. I really don’t see much resemblance but it does give us a good excuse to look at the top ten reasons why Obama is not Satan: 1. Hell has never run a deficit. 2. Satan, whatever his other manifest evils, has never voted present. 3. Satan resides in Hell and Obama resides in Chicago. (A small difference I concede.). 4. Satan is the prince of liars, while Obama is at most an archduke of liars. 5. Satan to my knowledge has never eaten dog. 6. Satan has never used a teleprompter as far as I know. 7. The people of the United States have never elected Satan as President, although if God were running as a Republican and Satan as a Democrat in Cook County, I would not like God’s chances. 8. Satan has never attempted to have the Catholic Church pay for birth control. 9. Satan gets almost as bad press in the Mainstream Media as the Republican party. 10.Satan does not have a second in command as dimwitted as Biden. Stolen from !
I Pledge Allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the Republic for
which it stands,
one Nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.
The Second Amendment:
A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
I do solemnly swear that I will
support and defend the Constitution of the United States
against all enemies, foreign and domestic;
that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same ...
~ Title 10, US Code ~
Let us pray...
Give me a sense of humor, Lord,
Give me the grace to see a joke,
To get some humor out of life,
And pass it on to other folk.
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" ! ...Benjamin Franklin
"Don't let anybody tell you that, you know, it's corporations and businesses that create jobs." ! ...Hitlery Klinton
"Give whites a pile of bricks and they'll make a city, give blacks a city and they'll make a pile of bricks"
Teach someone how to fish, and you lose a Democrat voter !
Never try to teach a liberal to think, It wastes your time and annoys the liberal !
Liberalism is a sick religion based solely on emotion and feelgoodism and wiping away their perceived guilt with other peoples money. It has never been based in thought and common sense !
“I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great
pleasure.”... Clarence Darrow !
"We have to spend money to keep from going bankrupt" ...Joe Biden !
"We tax everything that moves and doesn’t move".... Hitlery Klinton !
"I do think there are certain times we should infringe on your freedom" ! .... Michael Bloomberg
"I never drink water because fish fuck in it".... W.C.Fields !
"Life's tough. It's even tougher if you're stupid...."
John Wayne !
"we are truly being governed by our inferiors, and in some cases criminals" ...Plato !
"Sure We Can Kill ISIS, But We’re Not Going To Get Suckered Into That ...John Kerry !
"Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do".... !
"God have mercy on my enemies because I won't." ... George S. Patton !
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"There is no worse foolishness than the truth in the mouth of a fool"... Don Colacho !
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"If you take out the killings, Washington D.C. has one of the lowest crime rates in the country." ... Marion Barry
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“When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber.” ... Sir Winston Churchill !
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