A Star Trek and Battlestar Galactica fan was having sex with the only woman that would do him, a drunken old slut who's pussy was so big that he fell inside. After fumbling around in the dark for a while, he encountered another guy in there. He asked the other guy, "You got a flashlight so we can find our way out of here?" "Hell, help me find my keys and we'll drive my car out of here."
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Reminds me of being stationed at Okinawa, Japan, in the USAF during the 70's. I saw a friend going downtown with a two by four board and a rope. I asked him what's up? He said he was going to "whisper alley" to get laid, and he had the 2X4 to tie to himself so he won't fall in.
(I guess you had to be there)