While walking on a beach during one of his many vacations,
Obama found a bottle on the sand and picked it up.
Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with
a smile said, “Master, may I grant you one wish?”
Osama responded, “ Don’t you know who I am?
I don’t need any common woman giving me anything.”
The shocked genie said, “Please, I must grant you a
wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever.”
Obama thought a moment, then after grumbling about the
impertinence of the woman said, “Very well, I want to awaken
with three white women in my bed in the morning. So
just do it and be off with you.
“The annoyed genie said, “So be it!” and disappeared.
The next morning Obama awakened with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya
Harding and Nancy Pelosi in his bed.
His penis was gone, his knees were broken, and he had
no health insurance.
God is good....
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