"Today is a big day in America. Only 36,000 people lost their jobs today, which is really good." ... Dingy Harry Reid !
"we have to pass the bill so you can find out what is in it !" ... Nancy Pelosi !
Never Forget
Back in the USSR !
Friday, February 21, 2014
Obama’s “Sermon on the Hill”
”Blessed are the poor, for Government will keep them poor but give them EBT cards and free health care to soften the blow.
“Blessed are the peace makers, for they will disarm us and leave us sitting ducks for psychos like China and Iran.
“Blessed are the meek, for they shall inherit the earth – after a 15% inheritance tax has been applied and all EPA regulations have been met.
“Blessed are the rich, (just kidding)
“Cursed are the rich, for they didn’t build that and must be forced to pay their fair share so that the poor can continue getting EBT cards and free health care.
“Blessed are the illegal immigrants; for we shall move them to the front of the line and screw over the idiots who followed the rules.
“Blessed are you Liberals, when Conservatives mock and revile you, for we shall sic MSNBC, CNN, Tom Brokaw, the New York Times Editorial Staff, Katie Couric, and the Primetime Line-up from NBC on them to assassinate their character.
“All praise be to me, me, me, me, me, me, I, your Lord and Savior, me, me, me, Barack Obama.
“To Government be the Glory from this day hence. Amen and Amen.”
I Pledge Allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the Republic for
which it stands,
one Nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.
The Second Amendment:
A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
I do solemnly swear that I will
support and defend the Constitution of the United States
against all enemies, foreign and domestic;
that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same ...
~ Title 10, US Code ~
Let us pray...
Give me a sense of humor, Lord,
Give me the grace to see a joke,
To get some humor out of life,
And pass it on to other folk.
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" ! ...Benjamin Franklin
"Don't let anybody tell you that, you know, it's corporations and businesses that create jobs." ! ...Hitlery Klinton
"Give whites a pile of bricks and they'll make a city, give blacks a city and they'll make a pile of bricks"
Teach someone how to fish, and you lose a Democrat voter !
Never try to teach a liberal to think, It wastes your time and annoys the liberal !
Liberalism is a sick religion based solely on emotion and feelgoodism and wiping away their perceived guilt with other peoples money. It has never been based in thought and common sense !
“I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great
pleasure.”... Clarence Darrow !
"We have to spend money to keep from going bankrupt" ...Joe Biden !
"We tax everything that moves and doesn’t move".... Hitlery Klinton !
"I do think there are certain times we should infringe on your freedom" ! .... Michael Bloomberg
"I never drink water because fish fuck in it".... W.C.Fields !
"Life's tough. It's even tougher if you're stupid...."
John Wayne !
"we are truly being governed by our inferiors, and in some cases criminals" ...Plato !
"Sure We Can Kill ISIS, But We’re Not Going To Get Suckered Into That ...John Kerry !
"Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do".... !
"God have mercy on my enemies because I won't." ... George S. Patton !
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"There is no worse foolishness than the truth in the mouth of a fool"... Don Colacho !
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"If you take out the killings, Washington D.C. has one of the lowest crime rates in the country." ... Marion Barry
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“When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber.” ... Sir Winston Churchill !
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