The Muslims are not happy!
They're not happy in Gaza
They're not happy in Egypt
They're not happy in Libya.
They're not happy in Morocco.
They're not happy in Iran.
They're not happy in Iraq.
They're not happy in Yemen.
They're not happy in Afghanistan.
They're not happy in Pakistan.
They're not happy in Syria.
They're not happy in Lebanon.
So, where are they happy?
They're happy in England.
They're happy in France.
They're happy in Germany.
They're happy in Norway.
They're happy in every country that is not Muslim.
And who do they blame?
Not Islam.
Not their leadership.
Not themselves.
THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN!
Everyone seems to be wondering why Muslim terrorists
are so quick to commit suicide.
Let's have a look at the evidence:
No Christmas.
No television.
No nude women.
No football.
No pork chops
No hotdogs.
No burgers.
No beer.
Rags for clothes.
Towels for hats.
Constant wailing from some idiot in a tower.
More than one wife.
More than one mother-in-law.
You can't shave.
Your wife can't shave.
You can't wash off the smell of donkey.
You wipe your ass with your hand.
You cook over burning camel shit.
Your wife is picked by someone else.
Your wife smells worse than your donkey.
Then they tell you that "when you die, it all gets better"
No shit Sherlock!
It's not like it could get much worse!
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