A California man was put
under 72-hour psychiatric
observation when it was
found he owned 100 guns
and allegedly had 100,000
rounds of ammunition
stored in his home.
The house also featured a
secret escape tunnel.
By Southern
California standards,
someone owning 100,000
rounds is considered
"mentally unstable."
In Michigan, he'd be called
"The last white guy still
living in Detroit."
In Arizona, he'd be called
"an avid gun collector."
In Arkansas, he'd be called
"a novice gun collector."
In Utah, he'd be called
"moderately well prepared,"
but they'd probably reserve
judgment until they made
sure that he had a
corresponding quantity
of stored food."
In Kansas, he'd be "A guy
down the road you would
want to have for a friend."
In Montana, he'd be called
"The neighborhood 'Go-To
guy."
In Alabama, he'd be called
"a likely gubernatorial
candidate."
In Georgia, he'd be called
"an eligible bachelor."
In North Carolina, Virginia,
Mississippi, Tennessee,
Kentucky, Ohio, Missouri
and South Carolina he
would be called "a deer
hunting buddy."
And in Texas he'd just be
"Bubba, who's a little short
on ammo."
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