Q. What’s the Cuban National Anthem?
A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat.
Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
A. To a different bar.
Q. What did the Chinese couple name their tan,
A. Sum Ting Wong .
Q. What do you call it when an Italian has one
arm shorter than the other?
A. A speech impediment.
Q. Why aren’t there any colored people on Star
A . Because they’re not going to work in the future either.
Q. Why do Driver Ed classes in redneck schools
use the car only on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?
A. Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
Q. What’s the difference between a southern zoo
and a northern zoo?
A. The southern zoo has a description of the animal along with a recipe.
Q How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old
lady to say the ‘F’ word?
A. Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell,'BINGO!’
Q. What’s the difference between a northern
fairytale and a southern fairytale?
A. A northern fairytale begins, ….'Once upon a time…’
A southern fairytale begins,… 'Y'all ain’t gonna believe this shit.’
Q. Why doesn’t Mexico have an Olympic team?
A. Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States”