.... And then there's the Arapaho Chief who developed severe abdominal cramps.
Couldn't get rid of 'em.
His wife goes to see a doctor in town and tells him about it. "Big Chief no fart."
Doc gives her a bottle of pills and tells her to give him one pill every 4 hours until he passes gas, and then the pain will go away.
Next day she comes back to see Doc and says, "Pill no work; Big Chief no fart."
Doc tells her to give him 2 pills every 3 hours. So she does.
Next day she comes back: "Big Chief no fart."
So Doc says, O.K. Give him the rest of the bottle all at once.
Then, for several days the woman doesn't come to see him, so Doc drives to her house to check.
"How's the Chief? Is he O.K.?"
"Big fart. No Chief."
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