How do you settle a presidential election when the
vote is too close to call?
With an ice fishing contest, of course!
After the first round of votes were counted, Hillary
Clinton and Donald Trump were deadlocked.
Instead of going through a recount, the two agreed to
a week-long ice fishing contest to settle the election.
Whoever caught the most fish at the end of the week
would be the President.
The candidates decided a remote frozen lake in
northern Wisconsin would be the ideal place. No
observers on the fishing grounds, but both candidates
would need to have their catches verified and
counted each night at 5pm.
After Day 1, Trump returned with a total of 10 fish,
Hillary came back with nothing.
Day 2 finished, and Trump caught another 20 fish,
but
Hillary once again came back with nothing!
That night, Hillary and her cronies got together and
accused Trump of being a “low-life, cheatin’ son-of-
a-gun.” Instead of fishing on Day 3, they were just
going to follow Trump to spy on him and figure out
how he was cheating.
Day 3 finished up and Trump had an incredible day,
adding 50 fish to his total!
That night, Hillary and her democratic buddies got
together for the full report on how Donald was
cheating. Hillary stood up to give her report and
said,
“You are not going to believe this, he’s cutting
hole's
in the ice!”
And that, my friends, tells you all you need to know
about the intelligence on the left side of the aisle!
Stolen from: The Real King of France ! |
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