A Cajun wife came home just in time to find her husband in bed with another woman.
With super-human strength, borne of fury and years of catching, cleaning, skinning and cooking anything living in the swamps and bayous, she dragged him down the stairs, out the back door, and down into the boathouse. She put his manhood in a vise, secured it tightly, and removed the handle. Then she picked up an old fish cleaning knife.
The banged up cheater was terrified, and hollered, "Stop! Marie! Stop! You're not gonna cut it off with that rusty knife, are you?"
The wife, with a gleam of revenge in her eye, put the knife in her husband's hand and said, "No, Gaston, you are! Me, I'm gonna burn down the boathouse!"