“I don't care what you think about anything !”

~ ~ ~ Me ~ ~ ~













































MOTTO: NEVER LEAVE YOUR BUDDY’S BEHIND !




































Sheee's Baaack !!











"Today is a big day in America. Only 36,000 people lost their jobs today, which is really good."
... Dingy Harry Reid !





"we have to pass the bill so you can find out what is in it !"
... Nancy Pelosi !













Never Forget
Blonde Jokes .... Enjoy !
Monday, April 10, 2017





ENJOY - A Blonde's Year in Review 

l  January Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.  February Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..... Helllloooo!!!........bottles won't fit in printer!!!  March Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... Box said ' 2-4 years!'  April Trapped on escalator for hours ... Power went out!!!  May  Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions.... 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!!  June Tried to go water skiing....... Couldn't find a lake with a slope.  July Lost breast stroke swimming competition..... Learned later that the other swimmers cheated- they used their arms!!!  August Got locked out of my car in rain storm..... Darn car filled up with water because convertible top was open.  September The capital of California is 'C'.....isn't it???  October Hate M & M's.....They are so hard to peel.  November Baked Thanksgiving turkey for 4 1/2 days ... Instructions said bake 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!!  December  Couldn't call 911. 'Duh'.....there's no 'eleven' button on the stupid phone!!!


THE BEST BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR - SO FAR A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it then slammed it shut and Stormed back in the house. A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mail box and again, opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, 'Is something wrong?' To which she replied, 'There certainly is!' (Are you ready? This is a beauty... ) 'My stupid computer keeps saying, 'YOU'VE GOT MAIL!'   


 A blonde isn’t feeling well at all so she goes to her doctor and describes all of her symptoms. The doctor does a physical and take blood samples for lab results. She comes back a few days later and the doctor says, “You aren’t sick. The symptoms you were experiencing are completely normal for women in your condition. You are pregnant”. The blonde stares at him completely dumbfounded and says, “How do you know it’s mine?”
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Let us pray... Give me a sense of humor, Lord, Give me the grace to see a joke, To get some humor out of life, And pass it on to other folk.

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" !
...Benjamin Franklin

"Don't let anybody tell you that, you know, it's corporations and businesses that create jobs." !
...Hitlery Klinton


"Give whites a pile of bricks and they'll make a city, give blacks a city and they'll make a pile of bricks"


Teach someone how to fish, and you lose a Democrat voter !


Never try to teach a liberal to think, It wastes your time and annoys the liberal !


Liberalism is a sick religion based solely on emotion and feelgoodism and wiping away their perceived guilt with other peoples money. It has never been based in thought and common sense !


“I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.”... Clarence Darrow !


"We have to spend money to keep from going bankrupt"
...Joe Biden !


"We tax everything that moves and doesn’t move"....
Hitlery Klinton !


"I do think there are certain times
we should infringe on your freedom" !
.... Michael Bloomberg


"I never drink water because fish fuck in it"....
W.C.Fields !


"Life's tough. It's even tougher if you're stupid...." John Wayne !


"we are truly being governed by our inferiors, and in some cases criminals"
...Plato !


"Sure We Can Kill ISIS, But We’re Not Going To Get Suckered Into That
...John Kerry !


"Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do".... !


"God have mercy on my enemies because I won't." ...
George S. Patton ! !


"There is no worse foolishness than the truth in the mouth of a fool"...
Don Colacho ! !


"If you take out the killings, Washington D.C. has one of the lowest crime rates in the country." ...
Marion Barry !

“When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber.”
... Sir Winston Churchill !





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