Hi Sarge, Don't Laugh!! 'Have an old AIR TRASH Friend, Dan Foley, Jr. who has been blind since birth... but that didn't stop him from "Doing Things!!" He became a "Master automotive mechanic" and even built a Dragster or two... his crew even set him up in one , pointed it down the track and said," Punch it!!' Well he also hung out with us jumpers and we got him a couple of "Static Line jumps" with a radio in his helmet to guide him in!! Hangin with us he became "AIR TRASH"... Well as things would go he was at an AIR TRASH Party and everybody but Danny got drunk (Danny doesn't drink) so since he knows something about driving cars and is the only sober one present the guys put him in the driver's seat for the ride home!! Left--- right---break for the stop sign ... Some how the blue lights come on and when quiried for his license... of course Danny said I don't have one I'm Blind!! The cops started asking some questions and after having a parlay between themselves, they came to the car and said,"OK Which ever of you guys is the least drunk take over and we don't want to see ya'll again!!!" Yup, leave it to AIR TRASH!!!! skybill PS True story!!!!
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Hi Sarge,
Don't Laugh!! 'Have an old AIR TRASH Friend, Dan Foley, Jr. who has been blind since birth... but that didn't stop him from "Doing Things!!" He became a "Master automotive mechanic" and even built a Dragster or two... his crew even set him up in one , pointed it down the track and said," Punch it!!' Well he also hung out with us jumpers and we got him a couple of "Static Line jumps" with a radio in his helmet to guide him in!! Hangin with us he became "AIR TRASH"... Well as things would go he was at an AIR TRASH Party and everybody but Danny got drunk (Danny doesn't drink) so since he knows something about driving cars and is the only sober one present the guys put him in the driver's seat for the ride home!! Left--- right---break for the stop sign ... Some how the blue lights come on and when quiried for his license... of course Danny said I don't have one I'm Blind!! The cops started asking some questions and after having a parlay between themselves, they came to the car and said,"OK Which ever of you guys is the least drunk take over and we don't want to see ya'll again!!!" Yup, leave it to AIR TRASH!!!! skybill
PS True story!!!!