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For just a low $19.99 you can own a piece of nature. You'll be able to name a raindrop in the next hurricane. But act now before items run out.
BUT WAIT! You can name 10 drops for the price of 1. Just pay the shipping and processing fee ($50).
Hurry. No one knows how many more hurricanes we will witness with this global warming that's going on. Plus do it for the children. They may not see another hurricane.
Stop the risk of being called a racist. Because of the high demand for the 10 for 1 offer, we are increasing the processing fee to $59.99 !