A known smuggler crosses the border every day at a particular crossing.
Every day his suitcase is searched and nothing is found.
After 20 years he crosses for a last time and confides to the policeman who has been searching him all that while that he is retiring.
The policeman asks him 'Ok - since you're clean today and will never cross the border again tell me this - you've been smuggling - right?'
The man says 'Right.'.The policeman says 'Smuggling what?'
The man says 'Suitcases.'
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