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A little Friday humor !
Friday, November 02, 2018


John and his wife were in a loving marriage, but he was having problems with premature ejaculation, so he decided to go to the doctor. He asked the doctor what he could do to cure his problem. 

 The doctor said, “It’s nothing to be ashamed of, this is in fact a very common problem. And luckily for you, there’s an easy solution.”

 John urged him to continue, “But how, doc?” 

 The doctor replied, “When you feel that you are about to ejaculate, try startling yourself. 

It needs to be something really scary. Do this and you will stave off the orgasm.”

 That same day John went to a sporting goods store and bought himself a starter pistol.

 All excited to try the new technique, he ran home to his wife.

  When he came home he was surprised to find his wife in bed, naked and waiting. 

John got into bed with her and started to cuddle, putting the starter pistol under the pillow.  

Things started to heat up, and they found themselves in the 69 position. 

Moments later he felt the sudden urge to ejaculate, so he reached under the pillow and fired he starter pistol.

  The next day John sat in his doctor’s waiting room, looking depressed. 

 When the doctor admitted him, he asked, “So, how did it go?”  John answered, “Well, I startled myself and didn’t have a premature ejaculation.”

  The doctor said, “That’s excellent news! But why the long face? 

 John replied, “Well, we were doing 69 and she was on top. When I fired the pistol my wife bit my penis, shit on my face, and my brother came out of the closet with his hands in the air!”



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