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"Today is a big day in America. Only 36,000 people lost their jobs today, which is really good."
... Dingy Harry Reid !





"we have to pass the bill so you can find out what is in it !"
... Nancy Pelosi !













Never Forget
Things President Hussein Does Instead Of Watching Stock Market:
Sunday, March 08, 2009

by Ernie Mannix

1. Hides from Harry Reid in the White House’s old bowling alley.

2. Check his Blackberry’s GPS for Hillary’s location.

2a. Chooses the furthest country from Hillary’s present location and tells her to go there next.

3. Tells knee-slapping Biden Jokes.

4. Daydreams about the good old days of the campaign.

5. Compares notes with Pelosi.

6. Helps decorate the new “Census Room.”

7. Dreams up creative phrases for ‘lowering’ taxes.

8. Hums an annoying tune and shakes his head, to avoid thinking about the surge’s success.

9. Checks in with Pelosi.

10. Enters Oval Office and does some bitchin’ karate moves.

11. Asks Rahm what the Joint Chiefs do.

12. Lights up a fresh one.

13. Laughs with Axelrod about Hillary’s ‘ping pong’ route around the globe.

14. Prank phone calls McCain - tells him it’s Bob from “The Scooter Store.”

15. Checks in with Pelosi.

16. Claps his hands and pats everyone in the White House on the shoulder.

17. Meets with Steve Jobs about the new mobile invisible ”iPrompter.”

18. Freaks out White House tourists by yelling at them: “How the Hell did you get in here?!”

19. Freaks out Biden by yelling at him: “How the Hell did you get in here?!”

20. Calls Bill Clinton and laughs with him about Hillary’s ‘ping pong’ route around the globe.

21. Calls Oprah and asks how his military salute looks.

22. Practices military salute in the mirror.

23. Reads Rush’s latest radio transcript.

24. Asks Biden; ‘What ever happened to Code Pink?’

25. Meets with hypnotist to help him quit smoking and to stop saying ‘ummm’ and ‘uhhhh’.

25. Reads Big Hollywood and takes down names.
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Let us pray... Give me a sense of humor, Lord, Give me the grace to see a joke, To get some humor out of life, And pass it on to other folk.

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" !
...Benjamin Franklin

"Don't let anybody tell you that, you know, it's corporations and businesses that create jobs." !
...Hitlery Klinton


"Give whites a pile of bricks and they'll make a city, give blacks a city and they'll make a pile of bricks"


Teach someone how to fish, and you lose a Democrat voter !


Never try to teach a liberal to think, It wastes your time and annoys the liberal !


Liberalism is a sick religion based solely on emotion and feelgoodism and wiping away their perceived guilt with other peoples money. It has never been based in thought and common sense !


“I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.”... Clarence Darrow !


"We have to spend money to keep from going bankrupt"
...Joe Biden !


"We tax everything that moves and doesn’t move"....
Hitlery Klinton !


"I do think there are certain times
we should infringe on your freedom" !
.... Michael Bloomberg


"I never drink water because fish fuck in it"....
W.C.Fields !


"Life's tough. It's even tougher if you're stupid...." John Wayne !


"we are truly being governed by our inferiors, and in some cases criminals"
...Plato !


"Sure We Can Kill ISIS, But We’re Not Going To Get Suckered Into That
...John Kerry !


"Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do".... !


"God have mercy on my enemies because I won't." ...
George S. Patton ! !


"There is no worse foolishness than the truth in the mouth of a fool"...
Don Colacho ! !


"If you take out the killings, Washington D.C. has one of the lowest crime rates in the country." ...
Marion Barry !

“When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber.”
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