3 LITTLE BLACK BOYS WERE WALKING THROUGH THE CENTRAL PARK IN NEW YORK CITY WHEN THEY HEARD A LOT OF COMMOTION IN THE WEEDS. THEY INVESTIGATED AND FOUND THAT IT WAS A POLICE MAN ON DUTY HAVING SEX WITH A WOMAN. THEY THOUGHT THAT IT WAS THERE CIVIC DUTY TO TURN THE COP IN FOR DOING SUCH A THING WHILE ON DUTY. SO THEY DID. A TRIAL DATE WAS SET AND THE 3 BLACK BOYS SHOWED UP TO TESTIFY.
THE JUDGE CALLED THE FIRST LITTLE BOY UP AND SAID TO HIM
''' WHAT DID YOU SEE THE POLICEMAN DOING IN THE PARK '''
THE LITTLE BOY ANSWERED
''' THEY WERE FUCKING SIR '''
THE JUDGE SLAMMED HIS GAVEL DOWN AND SAID
''' I FINE YOU $5.00 FOR CONTEMPT OF COURT '''
THE JUDGE THEN CALLED THE SECOND LITTLE BOY UP AND SAID
''' WHAT DID YOU SEE THE POLICEMAN DOING IN THE PARK '''
THE LITTLE BOY ANSWERED
''' THEY WERE FUCKING SIR '''
THE JUDGE SLAMMED HIS GAVEL DOWN AND SAID
''' I FINE YOU $5.00 FOR CONTEMPT OF COURT '''
THE THIRD LITTLE BOY WAS CALLED UP TO TESTIFY AND ON THE WAY UP TO DO SO HE GOT TO THINKING THAT HE DIDN'T HAVE THE $5.00 TO PAY FOR CONTEMPT OF COURT AND WONDERED WHAT HE'D SAY.
THE JUDGE THEN ASK THE THIRD BOY
''' WHAT DID YOU SEE THE POLICEMAN DOING IN THE PARK '''
THE THIRD BOY THOUGHT FOR A WHILE AND REPLIED
''' THERE WERE 10 TOES UP. THERE WERE 10 TOES DOWN. THERE WERE 2 BLACK ASSES GOING ROUND AND ROUND. A BIG BLACK PECKER GOING OUT AND IN. IF THAT AINT FUCKING THEN FINE ME TEN '''
CASE CLOSED
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