Bush & Cheney are headed in a motorcade to an airport one morning before dawn. And they see the lights of an all-night diner.
"I haven't eaten yet, and I'm hungry. How about you?" "Yeah, me too. Let's stop."
The waitress is flustered, to say the least, to see these two suddenly appear out of nowhere, along with a boatload of Secret Service types.
She swallows her nervousness and asks, "Mr. Vice President, what can I get for you?" Cheney replies, "Two eggs over easy, hash browns and toast".
"Very good. And what can I get you, Mr. President?" Bush smiles and replies, "I'll have a quickie".
"Mister President!!! I can't believe you just said that!! Why, why, why, that's something I might have expected from your predecessor, but not from you! How dare you?" And she stomps off without taking his order.
Cheney leans over to see what item on Dubya's menu he had his finger on, and he says, "Uh, George. I believe that's pronounced 'Quiche'".
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