When he was president, Bill Clinton used to sneak out for early morning jogs.
One day, he encountered a hooker. Naturally, he stopped to examine the merchandise and asked her price.
She told him $100.
He said that was too much, and that he would only pay $20. She refused, and he went on his way.
The next day, he encountered the same hooker, and the same thing happened.
On the third day, Hillary happened to go jogging with him.
They encountered the hooker once again. Fearing Hillary’s wrath, Bill kept going without appearing to notice the hooker.
She shouted as they passed “See? That’s what you get for $20!”
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