How about 26 gallons of it? One man did, at least for a little while. And that man was dressed in a cow costume.
After standing, he loaded about $92 worth of milk into a shopping cart and simply rolled the cart out of the without paying, police have confirmed to NBC Washington.
He then attempted to give the milk away outside the store, and tried to flee the scene by skipping away, police said.
Jonathan Payton, 18, of North Stafford, Va., was given a summons and released at the scene.