Hussein Jokes !
Q: What's the main problem with Barack Obama jokes? A: His followers don't think they're funny and everyone else doesn't think they're jokes.
Q: Why does Barack Obama oppose the Second Amendment? A: It stands between him and the First.
Q: What's the difference between Rahm Emanuel and a carp? A: One is a scum sucking bottom feeder and the other is a fish.
Q: What's the difference between Greta Van Susteren and Barack Obama? A: Greta only talks out of one side of her mouth.
Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon? A: A fund raiser.
Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary? A: One's full of tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for prisoners.
Q: What's the difference between a large pizza and the typical Obama backer? A: The pizza can feed a family of four.
SubmittedQ: What's the difference between a zoo and the White House? A: A zoo has an African lion and the White House has a lyin' African.
Q: If Pelosi and Obama were in a boat and it started to sink, who would be saved? A: America!
Q: What do you call the US after four years of Obama and the Liberal congress? A: An Obama-nation.
Q: What's the difference between Obama and Hitler? A: Hitler wrote his own book.
Q: What's another difference between Obama and Hitler? A: Hitler got the Olympics to come to his country.
Q: Why doesn't Obama pray? A: It's impossible to read the teleprompter with your eyes closed.
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Understanding TV News Acronyms
NBC: New Barack Channel ABC: Another Barack Channel MSNBC: My Seriously New Barack Channel CBS: Continuous Barack Show FOX: Flagrant Obama Xenophobes |