Q: What's the main problem with Barack Obama jokes? A: His followers don't think they're funny and everyone else doesn't think they're jokes.
Q: Why does Barack Obama oppose the Second Amendment? A: It stands between him and the First.
Q: What's the difference between Rahm Emanuel and a carp? A: One is a scum sucking bottom feeder and the other is a fish.
Q: What's the difference between Greta Van Susteren and Barack Obama? A: Greta only talks out of one side of her mouth.
Q: What does Barack Obama call lunch with a convicted felon? A: A fund raiser.
Q: What's the difference between Obama's cabinet and a penitentiary? A: One's full of tax evaders, blackmailers and threats to society. The other is for prisoners.
Q: What's the difference between a large pizza and the typical Obama backer? A: The pizza can feed a family of four.
SubmittedQ: What's the difference between a zoo and the White House? A: A zoo has an African lion and the White House has a lyin' African.
Q: If Pelosi and Obama were in a boat and it started to sink, who would be saved? A: America!
Q: What do you call the US after four years of Obama and the Liberal congress? A: An Obama-nation.
Q: What's the difference between Obama and Hitler? A: Hitler wrote his own book.
Q: What's another difference between Obama and Hitler? A: Hitler got the Olympics to come to his country.
Q: Why doesn't Obama pray? A: It's impossible to read the teleprompter with your eyes closed.
I Pledge Allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the Republic for
which it stands,
one Nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.
The Second Amendment:
A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
"Kilroy was here" !
"The beauty of the Second Amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it." ! ...Thomas Jefferson
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" ! ...Benjamin Franklin
Teach someone how to fish, and you lose a Democrat voter !
Never try to teach a liberal to think, It wastes your time and annoys the liberal !
“I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great
pleasure.”... Clarence Darrow !
"We have to spend money to keep from going bankrupt" ...Joe Biden !
"We tax everything that moves and doesn’t move".... Hitlery Klinton !
"I never drink water because fish fuck in it".... W.C.Fields !
"Life's tough. It's even tougher if you're stupid...."
John Wayne !
"we are truly being governed by our inferiors, and in some cases criminals" ...Plato !
"Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do".... Me !
"God have mercy on my enemies because I won't." ... George S. Patton !
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"There is no worse foolishness than the truth in the mouth of a fool"... Don Colacho !
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"If you take out the killings, Washington D.C. has one of the lowest crime rates in the country." ... Marion Barry
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"I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work" ... Thomas Edison
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