A lot of life's problems can be explained by the U.S. Military and its applications of common sense ...
1. "Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography." (Paul Rodriguez)
2. "A slipping gear could let your M203 grenade launcher fire when you least expect it. That would make you quite unpopular in what's left of your unit." (Army's magazine of preventive maintenance ).
3. "Aim towards the Enemy." (Instruction printed on US M79 Rocket Launcher)
4. When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend. (U.S. Marine Corps)
5. Cluster bombing from B-52s is very, very accurate. The bombs always hit the ground. (U.S. Air Force)
6. If the enemy is in range, so are you. (Infantry Journal)
7. It is generally inadvisable to eject directly over the area you just bombed. (US Air Force Manual)
8. Whoever said the pen is mightier than the sword obviously never encountered automatic weapons. (Gen. MacArthur)
9. Try to look unimportant; they may be low on ammo. (Infantry Journal)
10. You, you, and you . . . Panic. The rest of you, come with me. (Marine Gunnery Sergeant)
11. Tracers work both ways. (US Army Ordnance)
12. Five second fuses only last three seconds. (Infantry Journal)
13. Don't ever be the first, don't ever be the last, and don't ever volunteer to do anything. (US Navy Seaman)
14. Bravery is being the only one who knows you're afraid. (David Hackworth)
15. If your attack is going too well, you have walked into an ambush. (Infantry Journal)
16. No combat ready unit has ever passed inspection. (Joe Gay)
17. Any ship can be a minesweeper... once. (Admiral Hornblower)
18. Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do. (Unknown Marine Recruit)
19. Don't draw fire; it irritates the people around you. (Your Buddies)
20. Mines are equal opportunity weapons. (Army Platoon Sergeant)
21. If you find yourself in a fair fight, you didn't plan your mission properly. (David Hackworth)
22. Your job is to kill the other person before they kill you so that your national leaders can negotiate a peace that will last as long as it takes the ink to dry. (Drill Instructor)
23. In the Navy, the Chief is always right. (Written on the door into the Chiefs quarters)
Men Beware! Don't fall prey to this brutal crime !
Men, be careful. Women often receive warnings about protecting themselves at the mall and in dark parking lots, etc. This is the first warning I have seen for men. I wanted to pass it on in case you haven't heard about it. This will only become more commonplace as the older men travel south. A 'heads up' for those men who may be regular Lowe's, Home Depot, Sam's or Costco customers. This one caught me by surprise.
Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you or your friends.
Here's how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 20-something girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say 'No' and instead ask you for a ride to McDonalds. You agree and they get into the back seat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen Oct 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, 24th, & 29th. Also Nov 1st & 4th, twice on the 8th, 16th, 23rd, 26th & 28th, three times last Monday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.
So tell your friends to be careful. What a horrible way to take advantage of older men. Warn your friends to be vigilant.
Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99 each.. I found cheaper ones for $1.99 at K-Mart and bought them out. Also, you never will get to eat at McDonalds. I've already lost 11 pounds just running back and forth to Lowe's, Home Depot, Sam's and Costco.
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"The beauty of the Second Amendment is that it will not be needed until they try to take it." ! ...Thomas Jefferson
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Teach someone how to fish, and you lose a Democrat voter !
Never try to teach a liberal to think, It wastes your time and annoys the liberal !
“I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great
pleasure.”... Clarence Darrow !
"We have to spend money to keep from going bankrupt" ...Joe Biden !
"We tax everything that moves and doesn’t move".... Hitlery Klinton !
"I never drink water because fish fuck in it".... W.C.Fields !
"Life's tough. It's even tougher if you're stupid...."
John Wayne !
"we are truly being governed by our inferiors, and in some cases criminals" ...Plato !
"Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do".... Me !
"God have mercy on my enemies because I won't." ... George S. Patton !
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"There is no worse foolishness than the truth in the mouth of a fool"... Don Colacho !
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"If you take out the killings, Washington D.C. has one of the lowest crime rates in the country." ... Marion Barry
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"I have not failed. I’ve just found 10,000 ways that won’t work" ... Thomas Edison
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