Let us pray... Give me a sense of humor, Lord, Give me the grace to see a joke, To get some humor out of life, And pass it on to other folk.

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"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" !
...Benjamin Franklin

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"Don't let anybody tell you that, you know, it's corporations and businesses that create jobs." !
...Hitlery Klinton

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"Give whites a pile of bricks and they'll make a city, give blacks a city and they'll make a pile of bricks"

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Teach someone how to fish, and you lose a Democrat voter !

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Never try to teach a liberal to think, It wastes your time and annoys the liberal !

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Liberalism is a sick religion based solely on emotion and feelgoodism and wiping away their perceived guilt with other peoples money. It has never been based in thought and common sense !

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“I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.”... Clarence Darrow !

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"We have to spend money to keep from going bankrupt"
...Joe Biden !

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"We tax everything that moves and doesn’t move"....
Hitlery Klinton !

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"I do think there are certain times
we should infringe on your freedom" !
.... Michael Bloomberg

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"I never drink water because fish fuck in it"....
W.C.Fields !

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"Life's tough. It's even tougher if you're stupid...." John Wayne !

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"we are truly being governed by our inferiors, and in some cases criminals"
...Plato !

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"Sure We Can Kill ISIS, But We’re Not Going To Get Suckered Into That
...John Kerry !

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"Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do".... !

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"God have mercy on my enemies because I won't." ...
George S. Patton ! !

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"There is no worse foolishness than the truth in the mouth of a fool"...
Don Colacho ! !

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"If you take out the killings, Washington D.C. has one of the lowest crime rates in the country." ...
Marion Barry !

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“When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber.”
... Sir Winston Churchill !

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