“I don't care what you think about anything !”

~ ~ ~ Me ~ ~ ~


Sheee's Baaack !!

"Today is a big day in America. Only 36,000 people lost their jobs today, which is really good."
... Dingy Harry Reid !

"we have to pass the bill so you can find out what is in it !"
... Nancy Pelosi !

Never Forget
When you do this......
Thursday, July 31, 2008

You get this !

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Works for me !

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Typical Hussein Supporter !

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I wonder where the wedding ring is ?

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How I got my gas this morning !
Wednesday, July 30, 2008

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Just don't question their patriotism !
Tuesday, July 29, 2008


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More Moonbat Madness !
Never trust anyone over 90 !

I like this one better !


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Actually Normmy, There are 57 States !
Monday, July 28, 2008

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No shit, Sure Lock: Funny Commercial !

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I hope those pigeons aren't addicted to crack !

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All hail the Messiah !

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Oh yeah, come on over and meet the wife and kids !
Sunday, July 27, 2008

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Party on Dude ??
Saturday, July 26, 2008

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Oh God, Not that idiot algore again !

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Weird ?
Friday, July 25, 2008

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Stupid Stoner Tries To Use Buds To Bet In Casino !

Idiot !

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This bio-fuel crap is really getting out of hand !

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Shuttle Launch As Seen From Air Canada Flight !

Hell, I get a better view from the front yard !

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It's gonna be a long, cold ride home !
Click on pic to enlarge !

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A Little humor !
Thursday, July 24, 2008

Spread the Stupidity

Only in America .....do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in America ......do people order double cheeseburgers, large fries, and a diet coke.

Only in America ......do banks leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the counters.

Only in America .....do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.

Only in America ......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.

Only in America ......do we use the word 'politics' to describe the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning 'bloodsucking creatures'.

Only in America ......do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.


Why the sun lightens our hair,
but darkens our skin ?

Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?

Why don't you ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'?

Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

Why is it that doctors call what they do 'practice'?

Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections ?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?!

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Well ?
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Campaigning for King of the World !

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She'll Never Go Near A Gun Again !!!
Wednesday, July 23, 2008

This the funniest video I've seen in a long time !!!

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Let's piss off the moonbats !

Click here for more of the Messiah !
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Damn... I'm glad she's on our side !
Tuesday, July 22, 2008
Somedays I just want to be an orange milkcrate... ya ever get that feeling ?

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Scratching my head ?

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I don't think I'm gonna watch '24' anymore !

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No caption needed !

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Now I've seen everything ?
Monday, July 21, 2008

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Ummm.... Ok !

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Sex on the roof !

You will never think of furniture the same again !

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Our standard Floridian moan in November: "Oh no, the Yankee's are back on our beaches again...."
Saturday, July 19, 2008

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What an absolute idiot !
Friday, July 18, 2008

Hussein talks about 'the bomb' that fell on Pearl Harbor !

Oh well Ignorance is bliss…... !

Aaah yes – "the bomb that fell on Pearl Harbor." Who can forget that? It was the big one, the one that took out all those battleships. I guess Hussein's political correctness prevents him from noting someone actually dropped "the bomb" and it didn't just fall !

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Mr & Mrs 9% approval rating !
Click on pic to enlarge !

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Oh Lord,.....What the hell is it ?

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Well done Dad !

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The Queer Flight Attendant !
Thursday, July 17, 2008

My flight was being served by an obviously queer flight attendant,
who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served us food and drinks.
As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and told us that 'Captain Marvey
Has asked me to announce that he'll be landing the big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super.' On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed this well-dressed and rather Arabic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. 'Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines but I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground.'
She calmly turned her head and said, 'In my country, I am called a Princess and I take orders from no one.' To which (I swear) the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, 'Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country I'm called a 'Queen', so I outrank you. Tray-up, Bitch'


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The color guard from Hussein's ancestral Kenyan village practices 'Hail to the Chief' for his inauguration !

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Apology Accepted Jesse !

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Ah.....Memories !

Army or Marines it makes no difference...DI's are all the same !

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Look at this and tell me if it ain’t oh, so true !

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Who Let the Dogs Out (Female Edition) !

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And Today's Darwin Award Winner Is..........
Wednesday, July 16, 2008

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Are You a Democrat, a Republican, Or a Redneck ?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.

You’re walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children. Suddenly, an Islamic terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you.

You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.

What do you do?

Democrat’s Answer:

Well, that’s not enough information to answer the question!

Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?

Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?

Could we run away?

What does my wife think? What about the kids?

Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand?

What does the law say about this situation?

Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?

Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?

Is it possible he’d be happy with just killing me?

Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?

If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?

Should I call 9-1-1 ?

Why is this street so deserted?

We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.

This is all so confusing!

I need to discuss with some friends over a latte and try to come to a consensus.

Republican’s Answer:


Redneck’s Answer:

(sounds of reloading)


Daughter: ‘Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?’

Son: ‘You got him, Pop! Can I shoot the next one?’

Wife: ‘You are not taking that to the taxidermist.

Pat Dollard

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Future Serial Killers ?

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Mother Moonbat And Her Broom Spotted Flying Over Crawford, Tx.!
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Drill you stupid bitch.....Drill !
Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Read this and get ready to be pissed off !

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I am in the wrong business !

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Think of the possibilities !
If you need to be told to click on the pic to enlarge there's something wrong with you !

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Send in the Clowns !
Click on pic to enlarge !

Now that's change we can believe in !
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Hitlery and the Grim Reaper !
Monday, July 14, 2008
Many years after Hillary Clinton’s impeachment she laid on her death bed awaiting the grim reaper. Bill and his fifth wife stood at Hillary's bedside, to hear her final words. “Now, Bill, I still have all that money I made from the cattle futures stashed away in a box up in the attic. I don't want anyone to touch it because when I die, I'm going to grab it on the way up to heaven and take it all with me.” After Hillary breathed her last, Bill and his latest new wife rushed up to the attic to see if the money was still there. Sure enough, it was all there. Bill laughed and said, “See, I told you Hillary was a fool. She should have put the money in the basement!”

Just for fun!

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Even the New Yorker get's it !
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Order a T-Shirt before they're banned !
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What a load of bull......
"Seeing the maiden cows got him a bit heated."

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Tonight’s not PhotoShopped wtf !
Sunday, July 13, 2008
Click on the pic !

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Red State Update: The Messiah's Balls !

I guess Hussein's groupies will spend even more time now gazing longingly below his belt !

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Must be one of them there metrosexuals !
Saturday, July 12, 2008
Or it could be one of these !

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Leaked: The opening ceremony at the Democrat Convention !

The only thing that could have made this better is if somebody had fainted !

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OK.... For once I'll be fair !

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This global warming hoax is really getting out of hand !
Scientists are examining cow farts and burps in a novel bid to combat global warming ! Story here

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Nightmare for Algore !
Reports are that AlGore has been spotted climbing the New York Times Building with a banner. No reports as to what the banner says, but what we do know is that he just left a meeting with these people at the Space and Science research Center in Orlando, who recently released this report:

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Cleanse your soul
with a little
Southern Boogie !

The Oath of the
Right-wing Extremist !

I Pledge Allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the Republic for which it stands,
one Nation under God,
indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.



The Second Amendment:

A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

I do solemnly swear
that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same ...
~ Title 10, US Code ~

Let us pray... Give me a sense of humor, Lord, Give me the grace to see a joke, To get some humor out of life, And pass it on to other folk.

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" !
...Benjamin Franklin

"Don't let anybody tell you that, you know, it's corporations and businesses that create jobs." !
...Hitlery Klinton

"Give whites a pile of bricks and they'll make a city, give blacks a city and they'll make a pile of bricks"

Teach someone how to fish, and you lose a Democrat voter !

Never try to teach a liberal to think, It wastes your time and annoys the liberal !

Liberalism is a sick religion based solely on emotion and feelgoodism and wiping away their perceived guilt with other peoples money. It has never been based in thought and common sense !

“I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.”... Clarence Darrow !

"We have to spend money to keep from going bankrupt"
...Joe Biden !

"We tax everything that moves and doesn’t move"....
Hitlery Klinton !

"I do think there are certain times
we should infringe on your freedom" !
.... Michael Bloomberg

"I never drink water because fish fuck in it"....
W.C.Fields !

"Life's tough. It's even tougher if you're stupid...." John Wayne !

"we are truly being governed by our inferiors, and in some cases criminals"
...Plato !

"Sure We Can Kill ISIS, But We’re Not Going To Get Suckered Into That
...John Kerry !

"Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do".... !

"God have mercy on my enemies because I won't." ...
George S. Patton ! !

"There is no worse foolishness than the truth in the mouth of a fool"...
Don Colacho ! !

"If you take out the killings, Washington D.C. has one of the lowest crime rates in the country." ...
Marion Barry !

“When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber.”
... Sir Winston Churchill !

Old Crap
Wanna go somewhere else