“I don't care what you think about anything !”

~ ~ ~ Me ~ ~ ~


Sheee's Baaack !!

"Today is a big day in America. Only 36,000 people lost their jobs today, which is really good."
... Dingy Harry Reid !

"we have to pass the bill so you can find out what is in it !"
... Nancy Pelosi !

Never Forget
"Can't you smell that smell" !
Wednesday, September 30, 2009
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Damn !
Tuesday, September 29, 2009

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Oh yeah, feed the hippo some more !

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Meet a Central Florida Jackass !

Remember this asshole the next time you come to Mouseland and get raped !

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7 Reasons Not To Mess With Kids !
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales.

The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale.

Irritated, the teacher reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl said, 'When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah'.

The teacher asked, 'What if Jonah went to hell?'

The little girl replied, 'Then you ask him'.

A Kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work.

As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.

The girl replied, 'I'm drawing God.'

The teacher paused and said, 'But no one knows what God looks like.'

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, 'They will in a minute.'

A Sunday school teacher was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds.

After explaining the commandment to 'honour' thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, 'Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?'

Without missing a beat one little boy (the oldest of a family) answered, 'Thou shall not kill.'

One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast on her brunette head.

She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, 'Why are some of your hairs white, Mum?'

Her mother replied, 'Well, every time that you do something wrong and make me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.'

The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and then said, 'Mummy, how come ALL of grandma's hairs are white?'

The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture.

'Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor..'

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, 'And there's the teacher, she's dead.'

A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, she said, 'Now, class, if I stood on my head, the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I would turn red in the face.'

'Yes,' the class said.

'Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesn't run into my feet?'

A little fellow shouted,
'Cause your feet ain't empty.'


The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray:

'Take only ONE . God is watching.'

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies.

A child had written a note, 'Take all you want. God is watching the apples.'

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Heh,Heh !

One day a fourth-grade teacher asked the children what
their fathers did for a living. All the typical answers came
up -- fireman, mechanic, businessman, salesman, doctor, lawyer, and so

However, little Justin was being uncharacteristically
quiet, so when the teacher prodded him about his father, he
finally replied,
'Okay...my father's an exotic dancer in a gay
cabaret and takes off all his clothes in front of other men
and they put money in his underwear. Sometimes, if the offer is really good, he
will go home with some guy and stay with him all night for

The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly
set the other children to work on some exercises and then
took little Justin aside to ask him,
'Is that really true about your father?'
'No', the boy said, 'He actually works for the
Democratic National Committee and helped get barack obama
elected President last year, but I was too embarrassed to say that in front of
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Well........I sure do !
Monday, September 28, 2009

And for Buccaneer Fans !

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Boners in San Francisco !
Sunday, September 27, 2009

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Michelle is so jealous !

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Heh...heh !

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No caption needed !
Saturday, September 26, 2009

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Idiots and Fools !


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Meet the new head of the U.N. Security Council !
Friday, September 25, 2009
God help us !!!

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El-Rushbo nails Algore.....Twice !

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Welcome to Oktoberfest !

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I think he's ready !

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Somebody's gettin' a Whuppin' !

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Much better !

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Somebody needs to buy this kid a puppy !

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It's not racist, it's just fun !

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Hussein's vision for the future !
Thursday, September 24, 2009

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I'd have shot him !

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Don't worry kid...you're time is coming !

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Saving water in San Fransisco !

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Gotcha !

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You have a dirty mind !

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And you thought it was Kadafi speaking at the U.N. today !
Wednesday, September 23, 2009

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Damn !

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So long Afganistan....you're on your own !

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Jokercare for Seniors !

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So long cruel world !

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Having fun with post hole diggers !
Tuesday, September 22, 2009

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I hear she's offering free accounts !

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It's a good thing it wasn't Ted Kennedy in that box....he would have never gotten it out by himself !

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president zero !

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Party girls !
Monday, September 21, 2009

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I don't know what it is...but it wants out !

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I've been asking that question for two weeks now !

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Whoa, He musta been flyin' !
Sunday, September 20, 2009

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Works for me !

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Jesse and Rev. Al are not pleased !

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Speaks for it'self !

People are still talking about last week when President Obama gave a speech on healthcare and a Republican congressman yelled out, “You lie!” He yelled out “You lie!” to the president. At least the two sides are talking.

New House rules say members of Congress cannot call the president a liar or hypocrite, and they cannot say he is dishonest. To which President Bush said, “Hey where were these rules when I was president?”

According to Fed Chairman Ben Bernanke, the recession is over. Where is that “you lie” guy when you need him?

- - Leno
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A couple more Jokermobiles !
Saturday, September 19, 2009

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Hey, at least he caught something !

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And you thought you had a bad day ?

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Say cheese !
Friday, September 18, 2009

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He shoots......He scores !

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A future union thug ?

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Practice,Practice,Practice !

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Cleanse your soul
with a little
Southern Boogie !

The Oath of the
Right-wing Extremist !

I Pledge Allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the Republic for which it stands,
one Nation under God,
indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.



The Second Amendment:

A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

I do solemnly swear
that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same ...
~ Title 10, US Code ~

Let us pray... Give me a sense of humor, Lord, Give me the grace to see a joke, To get some humor out of life, And pass it on to other folk.

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" !
...Benjamin Franklin

"Don't let anybody tell you that, you know, it's corporations and businesses that create jobs." !
...Hitlery Klinton

"Give whites a pile of bricks and they'll make a city, give blacks a city and they'll make a pile of bricks"

Teach someone how to fish, and you lose a Democrat voter !

Never try to teach a liberal to think, It wastes your time and annoys the liberal !

Liberalism is a sick religion based solely on emotion and feelgoodism and wiping away their perceived guilt with other peoples money. It has never been based in thought and common sense !

“I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.”... Clarence Darrow !

"We have to spend money to keep from going bankrupt"
...Joe Biden !

"We tax everything that moves and doesn’t move"....
Hitlery Klinton !

"I do think there are certain times
we should infringe on your freedom" !
.... Michael Bloomberg

"I never drink water because fish fuck in it"....
W.C.Fields !

"Life's tough. It's even tougher if you're stupid...." John Wayne !

"we are truly being governed by our inferiors, and in some cases criminals"
...Plato !

"Sure We Can Kill ISIS, But We’re Not Going To Get Suckered Into That
...John Kerry !

"Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do".... !

"God have mercy on my enemies because I won't." ...
George S. Patton ! !

"There is no worse foolishness than the truth in the mouth of a fool"...
Don Colacho ! !

"If you take out the killings, Washington D.C. has one of the lowest crime rates in the country." ...
Marion Barry !

“When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber.”
... Sir Winston Churchill !

Old Crap
Wanna go somewhere else