“I don't care what you think about anything !”

~ ~ ~ Me ~ ~ ~


Sheee's Baaack !!

"Today is a big day in America. Only 36,000 people lost their jobs today, which is really good."
... Dingy Harry Reid !

"we have to pass the bill so you can find out what is in it !"
... Nancy Pelosi !

Never Forget
Friday Silliness !
Friday, March 31, 2017
(From a lost chapter in the Book of Genesis:) 

  Adam was walking in the garden and cried out to God, "You used to walk with me every day. Now I do not see you anymore. I am lonely here, and it is difficult for me to remember how much you love me."   And God said, "I will create a companion for you that will be with you forever and who will be a reflection of my love for you, so that you will love me even when you cannot see me. Regardless of how selfish or childish or unlovable you may be, this new companion will accept you as you are and will love you as I do, in spite of yourself."   And God created a new animal to be a companion for Adam. And it was a good animal.   And God was pleased.  And the new animal was pleased to be with Adam and he wagged his tail.   And Adam said, "Lord, I have already named all the animals in the kingdom and I cannot think of a name for this new animal."   And God said, "Because I have created this new animal to be a reflection of my love for you, his name will be a reflection of my own name, and you will call him DOG."   And Dog lived with Adam and was a companion to him and loved him.   And Adam was comforted.  And God was pleased.  And Dog was content and wagged his tail.   After a while, it came to pass that Adam's guardian angel came to the Lord and said, "Lord, Adam has become filled with pride. He struts and preens like a peacock and he believes he is worthy of adoration. Dog has indeed taught him that he is loved, but perhaps too well."   And the Lord said, "I will create for him a companion who will be with him forever and who will see him as he is. The companion will remind him of his limitations, so he will know that he is not always worthy of adoration."   And God created CAT to be a companion to Adam. And Cat would not obey Adam. And when Adam gazed into Cat's eyes, he was reminded that he was not the supreme being.   And Adam learned humility. And God was pleased. And Adam was greatly improved. And Dog was happy. And Cat didn't give a rat's ass one way or the other ! 

A week after their marriage, the Redneck newlyweds paid a visit to their doctor. "I can't figure it out doc, and I'm really worried," said the husband. "My testicles are turning blue."  "That's pretty unusual," said the doctor. "Let me examine you." The doctor takes a look. Sure enough, the Redneck's testicles are blue.  The doctor turns to the wife. "Are you using the diaphragm that I prescribed?"  "Yes, I am," she replied.  "And what kind of jelly are you using with it?" 


Ralph & Edna

  Just because someone doesn’t love you the way you want them to, doesn’t mean they don’t love you with all they have.  Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Ralph suddenly jumped into the deep end.  He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there.  Edna promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Edna’s heroic act she immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be mentally stable.  When she went to tell Edna the news she said, ‘Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you’re being discharged, since you were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of the person you love... I have concluded that your act displays sound mindedness.  The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he’s dead.  Edna replied, ‘He didn’t hang himself, I put him there to dry.  How soon can I go home?’
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Welcome to San Francisco !


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She's got a 'hitch in her git along' !

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Damn I hate cats !

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So does Mommy !


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When the wife says, it's my car .... I'll take care of it !

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Damn those Russians are good !

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Flyin' moose zone !

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Granny has a weird hobby !

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Looks like the airbags deployed !
Thursday, March 30, 2017

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Lord how I miss the 70's .... crank it up !

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Heh, heh !

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Mornin' yall !


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Nah .... I to beaucoup !

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Iran has developed a new missile system !

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For me it was 17 you traitorous turd !

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F.Y.I. !

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I told you to shut up bitch !

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Skullcrusher !

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Works for the VA !


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The Merry Widow !

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Stuff to read !
Wednesday, March 29, 2017

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Pt. 2 !

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The Trumpster tossin' the pigskin around !


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When the Russian's planted the bugs !

1950 White House gutting and renovation set forth by President Truman !


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All over America democrat hearts are fluttering !

Russian plane listening devices !


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Patriots all !

1865, Lincoln conspirators are executed !


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We only had to walk 5 miles uphill in the snow !

Modena, Italy in 1959. Children use a pulley system on their way to school !

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.... and you thought he was a great American !

1938, Henry Ford acccepts the Grand Cross of the German Eagle from Nazi officials !

Wedding rings of Holocaust victims from the Buchenwald camp !


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Cleanse your soul
with a little
Southern Boogie !

The Oath of the
Right-wing Extremist !

I Pledge Allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the Republic for which it stands,
one Nation under God,
indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.



The Second Amendment:

A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

I do solemnly swear
that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same ...
~ Title 10, US Code ~

Let us pray... Give me a sense of humor, Lord, Give me the grace to see a joke, To get some humor out of life, And pass it on to other folk.

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" !
...Benjamin Franklin

"Don't let anybody tell you that, you know, it's corporations and businesses that create jobs." !
...Hitlery Klinton

"Give whites a pile of bricks and they'll make a city, give blacks a city and they'll make a pile of bricks"

Teach someone how to fish, and you lose a Democrat voter !

Never try to teach a liberal to think, It wastes your time and annoys the liberal !

Liberalism is a sick religion based solely on emotion and feelgoodism and wiping away their perceived guilt with other peoples money. It has never been based in thought and common sense !

“I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.”... Clarence Darrow !

"We have to spend money to keep from going bankrupt"
...Joe Biden !

"We tax everything that moves and doesn’t move"....
Hitlery Klinton !

"I do think there are certain times
we should infringe on your freedom" !
.... Michael Bloomberg

"I never drink water because fish fuck in it"....
W.C.Fields !

"Life's tough. It's even tougher if you're stupid...." John Wayne !

"we are truly being governed by our inferiors, and in some cases criminals"
...Plato !

"Sure We Can Kill ISIS, But We’re Not Going To Get Suckered Into That
...John Kerry !

"Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do".... !

"God have mercy on my enemies because I won't." ...
George S. Patton ! !

"There is no worse foolishness than the truth in the mouth of a fool"...
Don Colacho ! !

"If you take out the killings, Washington D.C. has one of the lowest crime rates in the country." ...
Marion Barry !

“When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber.”
... Sir Winston Churchill !

Old Crap
Wanna go somewhere else