I might be wondering just how an why less than two and a half hours after I posted something about Dingy Harry (see post below) that this modest little blog had the great honor and privilege of being being visited by the Sargent at arms of the United States Senate ? Hummmm...................Just Wondering !
Judy Wallman, a professional genealogy researcher in southern California, was doing some personal work on her own family tree. She discovered that Harry Reid's great-great uncle, Remus Reid, was hanged for horse stealing and train robbery in Montana in 1889.? Both Judy and Harry Reid share this common ancestor.
Harry Reid
The only known photograph of Remus shows him standing on the gallows in Montana territory. On the back of the picture Judy obtained during her research is this inscription: 'Remus Reid, horse thief, sent to Montana Territorial Prison 1885, escaped 1887, robbed the Montana Flyer six times. Caught by Pinkerton detectives, convicted and hanged in? 1889 !
So Judy recently e-mailed Senator Harry Reid for information about their great-great uncle. Believe it or not, Harry Reid's staff sent back the following biographical sketch for her genealogy research: 'Remus Reid was a famous cowboy in the Montana Territory . His business empire grew to include acquisition of valuable equestrian assets and intimate dealings with the Montana railroad. Beginning in 1883, he devoted several years of his life to government service, finally taking leave to resume his dealings with the railroad. In 1887, he was a key player in a vital investigation run by the renowned Pinkerton Detective Agency. In 1889, Remus passed away during an important civic function held in his honor when the platform upon which he was standing collapsed !
NOW THAT is how it's done folks! That's real SPIN !
Bedtime In The Whitehouse: The Obama’s Enjoy Fisting Each Other ?
Tuesday, January 27, 2009
Yeah, I know what this schmuck is really talking about, but jeez this is funny stuff. One would think a so called “Relationship Expert” would know the difference !
Because it’ s FOX News, I’m sure the left wing liberal establishment has already determined that this is part of the Conspiracy against the Moonbat Messiah even though I think it was a innocent slip of the tongue, but a snort worthy one !
Barack Obama takes the oath of office at noon today. It's a big deal. MSNBC is portraying it as a New American Revolution, CNN is portraying it as a racial milestone, and Fox News made two million dollars selling Inaugural barf bags on their web site.
Barack Obama will sit in the presidential box on Pennsylvania Avenue today and review the Inaugural Parade in his honor. The cameras will be on him for hours. This will be longest he's gone without a cigarette since he was in the sixth grade.
The Weather Channel reported bitterly cold weather in Washington D.C. during the holiday weekend extending into Inaugural Day. Nobody liked the conditions. It was so cold during the Lincoln Memorial concert Sunday that people threw shoes at Al Gore.
Joe Biden's wife let it slip on Oprah Monday that her husband was offered both the vice presidency and Secretary of State. Hillary must be annoyed. She was the Democratic party's second choice for president, she was Barack Obama's second choice for Secretary of State, and she only sees her husband when she pays his speaking fees.
Nancy Pelosi said Sunday she's open to pursuing charges against President Bush on wiretapping and war crimes. She didn't want to investigate him in office. He had forty thousand ICBMs under his control and she feared for the safety of San Francisco.
Barack Obama was sworn in as the president of the United States on the Capitol steps despite the cold. He said he wanted the ceremony outside no matter what the weather. He is not going to start his administration by betraying his people, smokers.
Barack Obama took office Tuesday amid a crashing stock market and two overseas wars. He's been saddled with unreasonably high expectations. Five years ago this man was an unknown Illinois lawmaker and today he's President Abraham Luther Roosevelt.
Barack Obama gave a somber Inaugural address Tuesday. The longer he talked, the lower the stock market fell. At the rate he's going he'll be giving his State of the Union address next month on the wing of a U.S. Airways jetliner in the Hudson River.
Kellogg's recalled its peanut butter sandwich crackers Monday due to salmonella poisoning in the peanuts. It's no accident. Jimmy Carter is trying to poison the American people out of resentment that George W. Bush got two terms and he only got one.
Caroline Kennedy withdrew her name for U.S. Senator from New York Wednesday. It's clear what happened. Senator Robert Byrd hit on her at the inauguration and she decided she doesn't want to deal with his unwanted advances for the next twenty years.
Hillary Clinton was sworn in as Secretary of State Wednesday after she passed Senate confirmation. She took the oath with her left hand resting on the Clinton Family Bible. It took her ten minutes to untangle her fingers from all the loopholes.
The Secret Service rolled out President Obama's new Cadillac limo Tuesday which can withstand a direct hit from an asteroid. It's a work in progress. They add two extra inches of armored plating every time he compares himself to Lincoln or Kennedy.
Caroline Kennedy withdrew her bid for the New York Senate seat Thursday. There were reports of a nanny problem and a marital problem. If her husband is sleeping with the nanny, psychiatrists are right when they say that women marry their fathers.
- - Argus Hamilton
Barack Obama plans on issuing an executive order right away. He is going to close Guantanamo Bay. He says he needs the money for new prisons to hold Democratic mayors and governors.
A lot of celebrities are in Washington for the inauguration. In fact, so many celebrities are out of town, over in Malibu they had to close the Promises rehab center for the week.
- - Leno
Some people are angry that the inauguration festivities are going to cost $170 million. After hearing about it, Oprah said, “Don’t worry — this one’s on me.”
Bill Clinton got the biggest response from the crowd. Apparently, thousands of women yelled, “That’s him, officer!”
Earlier today, President Obama, Vice President Joe Biden, and Secretary of State Hillary Clinton all appeared together at a press conference. There was an awkward moment when both men realized they were wearing the same suit as Hillary.
- - Conan O'Brien
I’m actually surprised Obama has a limousine. I thought he’d go to work on a magical unicorn, galloping through traffic.
The inauguration was very emotional. The liberals in the crowd haven’t cried this much since they spilled their lattes in their Priuses.
After a short hearing today, Hillary Clinton was unexpectedly confirmed as secretary of state. Bill Clinton was so surprised he fell off his intern.
Today was Hillary Clinton’s first day as secretary of state. She’s now in charge of all foreign affairs. Bill Clinton will still handle all domestic affairs.
- - Craig Ferguson
Hotels in Washington, D.C., are overbooked. A lot of VIPs have no place to stay. Things are so bad, Bill and Hillary Clinton have to share a room.
Men all over the country are urging their wives and sweethearts to get this 'chic' procedure. The going rate on the east coast now exceeds $10,000. Many men feel the pleasure is worth every cent!
Hey, Libs...when does Bush declare a national emergency and implement Martial Law? He doesn't have many days left to do this. You Libs said it would happen. You said this many times. So, when does it happen?
Hey, Libs...what day - when - does Bush nuke Iran? He doesn't have many days left to do this. You Libs said it would happen. You Libs said this many times. So, when does it happen?
Hey, Libs...when does Bush declare himself dictator? He doesn't have many days left to do this. You Libs said it would happen. You said this many times. So, when does it happen?
Hey, Libs...you made endless predictions when all the above would happen. Various Memorial Days, Independence Days, Easters, Thanksgivings and Christmases came and went, yet, your predictions didn't come true.
So, Hey, Libs...when will the above things happen?
More specifically, Libs, why didn't what you predict come true? You weren't playing The Fear Card, were you? I can't imagine that being the reason since you always say you never play The Fear Card.
I think January 19 would be the perfect day for the Fascist Bush-Cheney regime to implement their coup.
George, Dick...surround the White House with the Military. Keep The Affirmative Action Prednint-sElect Barack Hussein Pbama, Junior - the man born in Kenya who stole the election with the help of ACORN - from moving in. Do it.
I Pledge Allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the Republic for
which it stands,
one Nation under God, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.
War was declared on the United States of America 8,616 days, 22 hours, 1 minute and 58 seconds ago. NEVER FORGET!
The Second Amendment:
A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.
I do solemnly swear that I will
support and defend the Constitution of the United States
against all enemies, foreign and domestic;
that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same ...
~ Title 10, US Code ~
Let us pray...
Give me a sense of humor, Lord,
Give me the grace to see a joke,
To get some humor out of life,
And pass it on to other folk.
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" ! ...Benjamin Franklin
"Don't let anybody tell you that, you know, it's corporations and businesses that create jobs." ! ...Hitlery Klinton
"Give whites a pile of bricks and they'll make a city, give blacks a city and they'll make a pile of bricks"
Teach someone how to fish, and you lose a Democrat voter !
Never try to teach a liberal to think, It wastes your time and annoys the liberal !
Liberalism is a sick religion based solely on emotion and feelgoodism and wiping away their perceived guilt with other peoples money. It has never been based in thought and common sense !
“I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great
pleasure.”... Clarence Darrow !
"We have to spend money to keep from going bankrupt" ...Joe Biden !
"We tax everything that moves and doesn’t move".... Hitlery Klinton !
"I do think there are certain times we should infringe on your freedom" ! .... Michael Bloomberg
"I never drink water because fish fuck in it".... W.C.Fields !
"Life's tough. It's even tougher if you're stupid...."
John Wayne !
"we are truly being governed by our inferiors, and in some cases criminals" ...Plato !
"Sure We Can Kill ISIS, But We’re Not Going To Get Suckered Into That ...John Kerry !
"Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do".... !
"God have mercy on my enemies because I won't." ... George S. Patton !
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"There is no worse foolishness than the truth in the mouth of a fool"... Don Colacho !
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"If you take out the killings, Washington D.C. has one of the lowest crime rates in the country." ... Marion Barry
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“When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber.” ... Sir Winston Churchill !
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