“I don't care what you think about anything !”

~ ~ ~ Me ~ ~ ~


Sheee's Baaack !!

"Today is a big day in America. Only 36,000 people lost their jobs today, which is really good."
... Dingy Harry Reid !

"we have to pass the bill so you can find out what is in it !"
... Nancy Pelosi !

Never Forget
High School Saturday Nite !
Saturday, February 28, 2015

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Old Farts !

Barb was lying in bed one night. Carl was falling asleep but Barb was in a romantic mood and wanted to talk. ?
She said: “You used to hold my hand when we were courting.”
Wearily he reached across, held her hand for a second and tried to get back to sleep.
A few moments later she said: “Then you used to kiss me...”
Mildly irritated, he reached across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled down to sleep.
Thirty seconds later she said: “Then you used to bite my Neck...”
Angrily, Art threw back the bed clothes and got out of bed.
“Where are you going?” Barb asked..
“To get my teeth!”

80-year old Bessie bursts into the rec room at the retirement home. She holds her clenched fist in the air and announces, “Anyone who can guess what’s in my hand can have sex with me tonight!!”
An elderly gentleman in the rear shouts out, “An elephant?”
Bessie thinks a minute and says, “Close enough.”

Two elderly ladies had been friends for many decades. Over the years, they had shared all kinds of activities and adventures. Lately, their activities had been limited to meeting a few times a week to play cards.?
One day, they were playing cards when one looked at the other and said, “Now don’t get mad at me... I know we’ve been friends for a long time but I just can’t think of your name. I’ve thought and thought, but I can’t remember it. Please tell me what your name is.”
Her friend glared at her. For at least three minutes she just stared and glared at her.
Finally she said, “How soon do you need to know?”

Senior Driving
As a senior citizen was driving down the motorway, his car phone rang. Answering, he heard his wife’s voice urgently warning him, Vernon , I just heard on the news that there’s a car going the wrong way on I-25. Please be careful!”
Hell,” said Vernon, “It’s not just one car. It’s hundreds of them!”
Friends, tell me this won’t happen to us !!!!

posted by Sarge @ 12:55 PM   0 comments
What is the truest definition of Globalization ?

Princess Diana’s death !

Where the world witnessed an English Princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crash in a French tunnel, riding in a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian chauffer who was drunk on Russian vodka, followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles. Attempts to save her life were performed by an American doctor using Brazilian medicines.
This is sent to you by a Canadian, using American Bill Gates’ computer technology. You’re probably reading this on your computer, that uses Taiwanese chips and a Korean monitor assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by Indian truck drivers, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen and trucked to you by Mexicans who are in the US illegally because the current president, possibly born in Kenya and educated as a Muslim in Indonesia refuses to enforce US law.
That, my friends, is Globalization ! 


posted by Sarge @ 12:25 PM   0 comments
Conservatives !

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More Intellectual Froglegs !

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Mini pic dump !

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American citizens have been duped into accepting a return of NAZISM in the guise of safety !
Friday, February 27, 2015

To get a concrete picture of just how this country now resembles NAZI

 Germany, comparisons must be made between the two countries.

  • NAZI Germany was a Tyrannic state where the government monitored everything German citizens did and said.
Today in America, via the Patriot Act, we now have everything we do and say monitored. The NSA and CIA monitor all domestic phone usage, internet activity, personal bank accounts, as well as know our every move and conversations by having cameras and audio devices at every street corner.
  • NAZI officials used to get great joy at forcing citizens to morally degrade themselves.
Now, in America we have the TSA pat us down, perform body cavity searches when the slightest suspicion is aroused, run us through body scanners, feel up and nude scan our children, confiscate personal belongings, and demand papers proving who you are.
  • Hitler removed Easter in the school system and honored that time of year as the beginning of spring.
Sound familiar?
  • Hitler promoted environmentalism and was a vegetarian.
Currently in America, we have radical environmentalism, the worship of Mother earth, and celebrate Earth Day.
  • NAZI’s killed some 270,000 handicapped and mentally ill people by euthanasia.
We are poised to do the same on a massive scale through Obama Care.

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A Correct Anthropological Theory: How Conservatives and Liberals evolved !

Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunter/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the winter. The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel.

Beer required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so while our early humans were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That's how villages were formed.

The wheel was invented to get man to the beer.
These two were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups: 1. Liberals. 2. Conservatives.
Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to BBQ at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as the Conservative movement.

Other men who were less skilled at hunting learned to live off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly BBQ's and doing the sewing, fetching, and hair dressing. This was the beginning of the Liberal movement.

Some of these liberal men evolved into women. Others became known as girlie-men. Some noteworthy Liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy, group hugs, and the concept of democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that Conservatives provided.

Over the years Conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. Liberals are symbolized by the jackass for obvious reasons.
Modern Liberals like lite beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard Liberal fare. Another interesting evolutionary side note: many Liberal women have higher testosterone levels than their men.

Most college professors, social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists, film makers in Hollywood , group therapists and community organizers are Liberals. Liberals meddled in our national pastime and invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn't fair to make the pitcher also bat.

Conservatives drink real beer. They eat red meat and still provide for their women. Conservatives are big game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks, construction workers, firemen, medical doctors, police officers, engineers, corporate executives, athletes, members of the military, airline pilots, and generally anyone who works productively. Conservatives who own companies hire other conservatives who want to work for a living.

Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to govern the producers and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the Liberals remained in Europe when Conservatives were coming to America . They crept in after the Wild West was tamed and created a business of trying to get more for nothing.
Here ends today's lesson in world history. It should be noted that a Liberal may have a momentary urge to angrily respond to this post.

A Conservative will simply laugh and be so convinced of the absolute truth of this history that it will be shared immediately to other true believers and to just piss off more liberals...
And there you have it. Let your next action reveal your true self. I'm going to have another beer.

posted by Sarge @ 12:50 PM   0 comments
Skanks !

Four out of five British women admit they don't shower every 

day, and a third say they can go for three days without washing

 their body.

The personal hygiene of Britain's fairer sex - or the lack thereof -

 has been laid bare in a survey of 2,021 women aged 18 to 50 for

 skincare range.

It also found that almost two thirds can't be bothered removing

 make-up before they go to bed, and one in eight own up to not

 brushing their teeth before they sleep.


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Heh, heh !


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Let's hear it for the fatboys !

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Look what obozo has done to Uncle Sam !


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Damn !
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wigger !


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Colored Chinks !

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My ex brother-in-law !

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Here I sit in stinking vapor .....
some some of a bitch used all the paper,
 I haven't time to sit and linger, 
look out rectum, 
 here comes the finger !


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New Jersey ?

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Damn you algore !

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Everybody said AMEN !
Thursday, February 26, 2015


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No caption needed !

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Heh !


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Subterfuge in Detroit !

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Old man .... that thing is gonna get you killed !

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Dumbass Yankee !

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Kitty porn !

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Well .... That sure sucks !

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'The Black Sheep' squadron !


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P-47 pilot Ed Fisher, 1944 !


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Princess Elizabeth visits B-17 base, UK !


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Wrecked German tanks near St. Lo, Normandy July 1944 !

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US Victory flight over Tokyo, 1945, battleship USS Missouri on the left !


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C-47's lined up for Operation Market Garden !


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Heh, heh !
Wednesday, February 25, 2015

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Reminds me of the joke about the 'one armed fisherman' !

A fisherman is claiming to have caught a massive catfish — measuring almost 9 feet and weighing roughly 266 pounds — in the Po Delta in Italy. The picture of the giant sea creature is so surreal, many will certainly question if it’s a fake.

More here !
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Cleanse your soul
with a little
Southern Boogie !

The Oath of the
Right-wing Extremist !

I Pledge Allegiance to the flag of the United States of America and to the Republic for which it stands,
one Nation under God,
indivisible, with liberty and justice for all.



The Second Amendment:

A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.

I do solemnly swear
that I will support and defend the Constitution of the United States against all enemies, foreign and domestic; that I will bear true faith and allegiance to the same ...
~ Title 10, US Code ~

Let us pray... Give me a sense of humor, Lord, Give me the grace to see a joke, To get some humor out of life, And pass it on to other folk.

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy" !
...Benjamin Franklin

"Don't let anybody tell you that, you know, it's corporations and businesses that create jobs." !
...Hitlery Klinton

"Give whites a pile of bricks and they'll make a city, give blacks a city and they'll make a pile of bricks"

Teach someone how to fish, and you lose a Democrat voter !

Never try to teach a liberal to think, It wastes your time and annoys the liberal !

Liberalism is a sick religion based solely on emotion and feelgoodism and wiping away their perceived guilt with other peoples money. It has never been based in thought and common sense !

“I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure.”... Clarence Darrow !

"We have to spend money to keep from going bankrupt"
...Joe Biden !

"We tax everything that moves and doesn’t move"....
Hitlery Klinton !

"I do think there are certain times
we should infringe on your freedom" !
.... Michael Bloomberg

"I never drink water because fish fuck in it"....
W.C.Fields !

"Life's tough. It's even tougher if you're stupid...." John Wayne !

"we are truly being governed by our inferiors, and in some cases criminals"
...Plato !

"Sure We Can Kill ISIS, But We’re Not Going To Get Suckered Into That
...John Kerry !

"Never tell the Platoon Sergeant you have nothing to do".... !

"God have mercy on my enemies because I won't." ...
George S. Patton ! !

"There is no worse foolishness than the truth in the mouth of a fool"...
Don Colacho ! !

"If you take out the killings, Washington D.C. has one of the lowest crime rates in the country." ...
Marion Barry !

“When the eagles are silent, the parrots begin to jabber.”
... Sir Winston Churchill !

Old Crap
Wanna go somewhere else